GunStarHero

Found this beautiful bastard at a thrift shop. Going to be watching it next.

I think my most memorable lines were written around the time I had come out to my family and ended up beaten and homeless. I'll have to dig through my documents when I get home to find them, though.

Sounds like we both had some fun with holes.

Best spuds.

Last time I went to Florida I was but a lass. And I dug a giant hole until we left the beach. Some days I miss that sand pit of death.

Pizza Day is good. But have you tried Pizza Month?

I got so much bling they call me Lord of the Rings.

What kind of voice work?

I do hope things get better or at the very least taken more seriously, due to the aforementioned incident, I get offended when someone drops the hotline number and leaves it at that. I do recognize many people dont seem to know what the right move is and in lieu of making the wrong move they opt to give out a phone number they were taught to use in such situations. Just shitty that it's such a useless thing.

Tired of the rampant incompetence most of my bosses exhibit at work.

I actually tried calling one several years ago and it was the most infuriating thing ever. The guy just called the sheriff and hung up. Then the sheriff shows up and offers to chat but recommends the hotline, which just repeated the cycle. Sheriff wouldn't do anything unless I was actively harming others, either. Useless.

No need to be realistic. Except the hat. So help me god if that hat doesn't look real!

Paint a happy albino crocodile.

Following and unfollowing? Sounds like a trap to me.

Well, she ain't cracka lackin'.

Beyond banana Laffy Taffys and Nerds, you're SOL. You may, however, do battle with me in the arena for the Dots.