GunStarHero

Ugh, it's even worse when your outfit looks bomb in addition to your makeup but you just change into your uniform a few minutes later. And it's ok that you wasted such an amazing look because you know you weren't going anywhere that week/month/year/life anyways.

All time favorite porn quote is from a hentai where a young woman, when propositioned with sex, blurted out "WHAT STUPIDITY ARE YOU!?"

I regularly laugh at porn, especially the 3D and hentai stuff cause every thing about it is hilariously wrong and bad.

I'm told that I am a very...eccentric person for many reasons. But I usually get weird looks when people see me talking to my pet Betta fish. I don't just verbally speak to them, I also developed some rudimentary sign language. I do a motion and if they understand they will do the correlating motion(s) back to me. Its very simplistic communication and it takes months or even years to get down, provided the fish in question is even smart enough to understand to begin with.

I, too, seek the Kazaam. Albeit on LaserDisc and in Japanese. GAZE UPON ITS GLORY AND KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!

I had a guy take me out for some greasey fast food and after paying for my $5 combo, expected sex. Life is magical.

Not a horrible soda, either.

I liked what I played of it but have had no desire to beat it, either. There's a reason I have a Wind Waker poster up in my house and not a Breath of the Wild one.

Boiling hot water, a pinch of salt, and just a touch of olive oil.

I prefer my lake to my old river. Took these last year while flying back home to visit friends. Nasty ass Alabama River: And a terrible picture of Lake Mead (way in the damn back):

You know, I used to cook like a fucking idiot when I was younger. Even went so far as to take pictures of the dishes I was proud of, for some reason. They are hilarious compared to what I do nowadays. Good luck with that plate of what I can only assume is Xenomorph diarrhea.

Anime tiddies are the only reason I get up in the morning.

You fool! Everyone knows you need shredding claws for pulled pork! It's the industry standard probably!

I like to think I do ok in the kitchen and am worthy of this trust. After all, I trade food comas for sex comas with my girlfriend.

Hot damn! I ain't even gotta cook! Sounds like a deal to me.

There's this crazy bitch that I am utterly fascinated with. Her team has done a good job of keeping most of her stuff exclusively on her site. Gladly paid that $15 to see her videos. I don't even like a lot of the porn she does; that shit is bonkers, but she's gorgeous and I am obsessed with her.

I made that especially for this forum.

Last one for now.