GunStarHero

I had a guy take me out for some greasey fast food and after paying for my $5 combo, expected sex. Life is magical.

Not a horrible soda, either.

I liked what I played of it but have had no desire to beat it, either. There's a reason I have a Wind Waker poster up in my house and not a Breath of the Wild one.

Boiling hot water, a pinch of salt, and just a touch of olive oil.

I prefer my lake to my old river. Took these last year while flying back home to visit friends. Nasty ass Alabama River: And a terrible picture of Lake Mead (way in the damn back):

You know, I used to cook like a fucking idiot when I was younger. Even went so far as to take pictures of the dishes I was proud of, for some reason. They are hilarious compared to what I do nowadays. Good luck with that plate of what I can only assume is Xenomorph diarrhea.

Anime tiddies are the only reason I get up in the morning.

You fool! Everyone knows you need shredding claws for pulled pork! It's the industry standard probably!

I like to think I do ok in the kitchen and am worthy of this trust. After all, I trade food comas for sex comas with my girlfriend.

Hot damn! I ain't even gotta cook! Sounds like a deal to me.

There's this crazy bitch that I am utterly fascinated with. Her team has done a good job of keeping most of her stuff exclusively on her site. Gladly paid that $15 to see her videos. I don't even like a lot of the porn she does; that shit is bonkers, but she's gorgeous and I am obsessed with her.

I made that especially for this forum.

Last one for now.