GunStarHero

I'm so proud of you.

And where might that be?

Almost there.

Didnt get a TV until my parents divorced in the late 90s. Mom got me a a medium sized one for my room and a N64 so she didn't have to be a parent. My mom's new husband made good money so he got me a desktop a couple years later. Which he used to plant stuff like alarming Google searches and whatever he could to get me in trouble. Cool dude.

At work. Can't find it. I'll send it to you later.

I can bore you to tears in mere moments and I seem to be impervious to being hit by cars.

Can we make one of that shithead smilie I stitched together?

Ooo Daddy 76. How could I forget him.

I liked Kenan and Kel but I also haven't seen it since I was a kid. So it may not hold up as these things are wont to do. Does Hulu have older Nickelodeon stuff?

Which reminds me...

I fucking hate that guy.

It's my go to line. As if I was going to swoon over an old dude trying to pick me up via shitty compliments that always circle back to them being a gentleman and a provider. Back when I rode the bus that logic never worked out. I'm not being snobby, but like, homie, we're both riding the bus, how are you going to provide better for me? We're both in the shit. Unless you just patrol the metro for ass in your spare time.

Currently allergic to dick atm anyways.

I dont know anything about hockey but this city has been going bonkers since the season started.

Pssh, get in line. You will also be the first in line.

That's not the real Spider-Man. Definitely the real Infinity Gauntlet. But not the real Spiderman.

Fuck tomatoes.

You calling me a dyke just because I absolutely crush puss non-stop?

Tattoos, piercings, and what I like to call a "rainbow vomit" appearance.

This reminds me of when my dad bought Sony WebTV in the late 90s. He logged in and immediately went for the chatroom and saw a user named "misscutiepie" or something similar. He started spamming chat trying to talk to her despite her trying to talk to someone else. Eventually he got a hello and got frustrated at his failed digital booty call returned the whole WebTV unit that day.

Last time someone outright told me they had a crush on me it was followed by a seemingly empty threat and them immediately back tracking and calling me a dyke and leaving. So there's that.

Mook.