Back when I got my first job and way before I learned how to cook, I would be at work 12-16 hours a day, 6 days a week. Was making more money than a kid should be for what I did. I got off work a couple hours before everything started closing for the night so I would swing by the gas station on the way home and grab the biggest ICEE cup they had, filled it up, and snagged a half dozen, creme-filled, chocolate glazed Krispy Kreme donuts. Then I'd come home, order 2 medium pizzas, a 2 liter of soda, and cheesy bread. While I waited I polished off the donuts and ICEE, and once the pizza got there, I'd devour the bread and one of the pizzas and just chug that soda. Slowly ate half of the second pizza and saved the rest for breakfast.
I did that every night for about a month until I discovered a Chinese restaurant that did these massive $2 lunchboxes.
I digress. Do you, boo boo. Get cha grub on. And lemme get a Gardetto pls.