GunStarHero

I actually only wash my face using warm water and my bare hands.

I had my wages garnished for a short time because of my student loans despite the fact I was consistently paying on them. They even seized the entirety of my tax return last year. Totally legal and hardly worth fighting. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMERICA

I would say it was moreso you talking at us the whole time.

Who said you could talk to me?

Please don't kill my vibe. I just got this thing.

Really opening Pandora's Box on this one. But you asked for it. Melting. As in, during sex, one or more people literally melt and fucking die. That's my shit.

Ostensibly when I was a kid and put my faith in my parents always being right. DADDY ISSUES HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Oh ja, and I was a big enough lesbo for my dear old father to try to send me to a conversion camp. Good times.

It's ok, mochi, for I am the gayest of them all. Most gay? Supreme Lord of the Silverback Bears and Cubs? Hm. Questions for later.

You do that.

Whatever you want, champ. This will work even less with the ladies. Maybe Chase the hedgehog can assist you further.

Well, Zeni, if nothing else it sounds like you have the power (and polarizing personality) to bring the gang (bang) together.

Invest in one of these so the ladies know what's up. (Also available in white.)

My mom used to own a toy like this. Thought you should know.

Can't I just perish?

It's also really expensive to use enough olive oil to actually cook something like that with. I've done it before, but it was with day old fried chicken, with the old breading removed and replaced with panko. Not bad, though.

Best of luck getting another job as quickly as you need to.

Look, I willing gave you them to add the website so other's could use and enjoy them. No need to be a dick. I didn't even make most of them. These are from the catalogue of user-made emoticons on the old Playstation forums.

Not even a mention, eh? Ok then.

CLOSE THE GOD DAMNED DOOR.

I imagine this is the expression of everyone involved in this, every time they post.