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Tricolor

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  1. hey I know this one! Its lady gaga.....
  2. I like how the 20 and the 40 are 50/50....
  3. Doubt it. You know its a piss party when the INSIDE of your apartment also smells like piss. Much like ferrets. Them shits is vicious and smell like piss all the time.
  4. I wanna say its got something to do with sneakers? I don't know kids slang these days.
  5. Once when I was 15 for trespassing. Spent about two hours in a crappy cell, they let me go,got home and my dad beat my ass. Haven't been back since! 2/10
  6. My finger points!
  7. Really? Man, I jerk off at the doctors office so much, when they find me they just call security and the police! Skeet skeet!
  8. Tricolor

    Shit...

    So you were corn holing....
  9. Hey, at least it wasn't a ninja turtle. Those nunchucks hurt, Mikey! Fucking fiend...
  10. damn, last time I had bukakke, Japan was still exporting hentai to needy Mozambique children 🤔
  11. Sorry, I only got one pair of those and they're being used for sex at the moment. Maybe anal bleach?
  12. I see your reasoning, and I would be a right psychopath if I were to wipe back to front. Like, who does that?
  13. Oh don't worry, I hated myself long before these questions arose.
  14. thats why I use straight alcohol
  15. Pooping the bed
  16. Tricolor

    Shit...

    sounds sexy
  17. He's batman at night
  18. not to toot my own penis, but I do keep my house at a cool 72 degrees
  19. This makes my balls tingle
  20. If i wipe my penis before wiping my butt after pooping, can I catch something? This corona crap has been making me see skeletons everywhere!
  21. Soooo...do we have to have sex with them to get antibodies, or what?
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