Tricolor

So technically we are god, shooting microcosms into the ocean like discarded tampons of life.

I don't know what the FUCK you just said, little man! But you're special...give me the map, Scott!

That sounds about right. Like trying to open your High school sweethearts locker, looking for anything incriminating to show her parents because she left you for that football player because your micro penis can't satisfy her! Ahem, I have to go. There's a turd raping me from the inside and we need to have words.

Anybody that doesn't say ET, the extraterrestrial Is a lying sack of turds

Anybody that doesn't say ET, the extraterrestrial Is a lying sack of turds

Right? " oh dad, I love you! Kisses!" Fuck you!!!

It's fucking bat country,man!

It's a trick, guys! The government isn't a tree

Eating Chipotle makes me feel like I've aborted, because them shits come out the size of babies!

You'll be ok...I used to drink the stuff and look at me now! My father doesn't love me!

Here ya go, just me completely unfiltered

Appeal this, motherfuc....sorry, I'm a little tense. If the desert gets your rocks off, you'll love this shit!

...bitch ass dick holes?!?! I just drove from Las Vegas to LA and it was a nightmare. So when I stab said dickholes , should I stab with the grain or sideways, so it looks like a lower case "t"( or a cross, if you're religious) ? Suggestions? Questions? Hairy butthole hentai? I don't know.

I usually put on rain sounds from YouTube and sleep like a baby. Like a literal baby, shitting and pissing the bed, waking up crying and hungry...growing old sucks!!!

Hell yes, I live cylons!!!

Sometimes, when the battery has too much juice

Never had too much contact with this guy, but GodDAMN! I'm kinda glad I missed this era of the boards

did she clamp your nips with a battery attached and slapped your boobs like an ugly stepchild? Then yes, that was an exam.

water rises UP

dammit, I wish we had snow in Southern California. Friggin heat is unbearable. Last week it was 108 for a couple of days.

I like my meat to look like meat, not lumpy diarrhea

my tattoo itches like a son of a bitch sometimes. I think i got athletes foot on my shoulder. Athletes shoulder? Shoulder foot?

I hear Steven Miller jerks off to photos of himmler and mengele

people in the Bible were wasted all the time. No wonder that shit makes no sense🤔

I used to live less than a block from my schools, so I never took the bus. The only time I did was when we had a soccer game at another school. Man, that bus stunk!