Tricolor

I identify as a potted kumquat tree. Oohh, look at my fancy fruit! What do you mean there's hair on it? I'm not that kind of girl!

Back in 2004 ( I know, my pliers are running out of grip from me cranking that far back) I didn't know how to work sites so I landed in the anime section. Needless to say, they didn't appreciate my "views" and humor, so I left looking for greener pastures. Since I'm not a cow, I landed on IB and stayed there until today.

Sex is not for everyone. Especially me.

Happy New year, everyone!!!

Without the arches its not the eiffel tower. So no, they cannot be on their back.

Man, kids bop sure is different nowadays

Only 364 days to go. Hang in there!

Thats because you're fat in spirit. God sees all.

Lacerations? Impossible, it was a ball peen hammer.

Yeah baby, that's the good stuff!!!👍

I just hate it when companies that have nothing to do with a product won't help me fix that shit. Fuck you, depends! I have a leak in my bathroom faucet!

Not everyone was meant for greatness. I've had it twice and all I did is just cough on people at the mall. Pssshhh....bullshit indeed!

They were trying to warn us all those décades ago, but we just didn't listen! As soon as I had this epiphany, I immediately turned atheist,threw away all my crucifixes, Jesús posters and pop up Bible with Kung fu grip action.

Yup. Much like Africa.😐

Sounds like you're the piggy roast for new years dinner

Thats what big god wants you to believe. I was smashing a heart with a Hammer once, and it just wouldnt stop beating. Them shits is hard to stop. Like a freight train or a pedophile at a church picnic.

Its would've not would of....FUCK!! And where the hell is the spleen I was promised?!?!

Don't worry, she was a piece of shit human.

Grandmas boy Kung pow Black dynamite Step brothers Walk hard

You'll never get anywhere with a collander

Last time I went urban exploring, a bunch of homeless people peed on me. Made a killing on copper pipes,though!

If I wasn't stuck here frozen, I'd harpoon you in the eye!

Let's talk about sex, baby! Wait, wrong song........

Did you just assume my BMI?!?!

Or maybe its a crackhead fruit fly. It saw drugs and dive bombed into that shit like it was scrooge mcduck