I lost my wallet last year. Was looking for it all over and i even went to the park in the rain to look for that shit with no luck. Found it later that night under my bed, where the cat had apparently knocked after jumping on my dresser.
Who needs an education, anyway? Look at me, I didn't graduate from high school and now I have a sweet gig cleaning park toilets with my tongue! Fuck all that noise!!
I might just try this. Had some ice cream not too long ago and had shit my pants in my sleep. Thankfully, it was mostly liquid and the underwear soaked it up.
I can keep you company, with my jug of kerosene close by, reminiscing about old conquests from yon yesteryears. I remember this one time down in mexico, I was with a donkey and two midgets.....
Fuck you, dude! I was gonna see them here in LA but the tickets sold out in minutes for both days. And now they have them online for 250 bucks a piece for the nosebleeds...ugh
Have fun, though!👍