The_annoying_one

Why are my hands sticky right now? I haven’t touched anything sticky today…

Has a dinner party every other Friday just to say what she really thinks about the guests.

Fell asleep when his drivers license photo was taken.

Spaghetti, but with penne instead of traditional noodles. It. Was. Amazing.

Meals that are thrown together at the last possible minute with whatever you have on hand really are the best.

Threw a world class tantrum when he opened a bag of barbecue potato chips and they were all sour cream and onion.

Convinced Mr. Hoonie to wear a speedo to the racetrack for good luck.

Basically spaghetti, but with alfredo instead of tomato sauce. Whenever it’s ready, anyway.

Almost Famous and Saving Private Ryan My two favorite movies of (probably) all time.

Day two of just kind of despising humanity. I don’t really hate this feeling, if I’m brutally honest.

A decent amount of country music in the 90s was actually kind of good.

I have…absolutely no idea why…

Was very disappointed and confused when his pet goldfish peed on the floor.

Has been known to put gummy bears in clam chowder. Swears it will add fifty years to your life.

Used to give Bobcat Goldthwait speaking lessons until he finally just gave up.

Holds a poker tournament every year for M&M’s instead of money.

Plays checkers with different colored hockey pucks.

Can of chicken & dumplings

Ordered food through a local delivery service. Opted to pay with cash on delivery since it was an option. The delivery time passed a while ago and I still haven’t received it, and it’s not letting me track the order anymore.I keep calling the phone number they provided, but no answer. I’m about to say the hell with it and just go warm whatever up, but I know my food’ll probably arrive as soon as I do. I hate people today.

Laughs like Elmer Fudd whenever he stubs his toe.

Knows the reason GTA VI keeps getting delayed.