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    That feeling when a random actor looks familiar, but you can’t place them, and don’t really have enough information to Google.
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    Lives every moment like an 80’s movie montage.
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    Checkers. It was either that or Panda Express. I went with the cheaper option.
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    His favorite phrase is “That’s wackier than a wacky…wait…what was I saying?”
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    Cosplays as Mario every other Tuesday.
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    Seven straight days of rain here starting tomorrow. Now taking bets on how much that won’t cool things off at all.
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    Thinks parkour is a competitive parking competition.
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    Far Cry New Dawn
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    I ate dinner earlier than usual tonight. Now I'm stuck with the munchies and nothing to munch on. I'm also not tired enough to just say fuck it and go to bed.
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    Is the DJ of a radio station that only plays elevator music.
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    The end of this week can’t come soon enough.
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    Nuked a couple of small frozen burritos. I was gonna go the even lazier route and pick up some fast food, but nothing looked good.
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    Spray painted the words “hammer time” on every stop sign in his city.
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    One of my dogs just met my new kitten for the first time and it was like an Old West standoff. This should be fun.
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    Was the only one who could touch MC Hammer.
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    When asked why she was driving so fast , her reply was “Gotta catch ‘em all!” before cackling madly and speeding off.
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    Fried chicken from the grocery store deli and some imitation mashed potatoes. I’m about to eat and seriously think about going to bed. EDIT: I had corn too. Forgot to mention that.
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    Runs up and down the street yelling “Ask me about my elbows!”
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    I just love it when random payments pop up at the worst possible times, stabbing me directly in the heart and bank account.
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    Met Bon Jovi at a Lowe’s and gave him a wedgie.
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    Likes to speak at elementary schools and proclaim the gospel of our lord and savior Jon Hamm to all the little ones.
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