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    Knowing that I probably have a pretty busy weekend ahead is a hell of a time to randomly start puking.
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    Once borrowed a pair of pants from Matthew McConaughey just to take a shit in them.
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    Slapped Gene Simmons.
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    Eric Clapton shot the sheriff and Doom Metal Alchemist shot the deputy. A duet was in the works until their respective record labels squashed it.
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    Knows exactly what “Bawitdaba” means.
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    Dresses up as Zangief every Halloween.
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    Listens to lullabies in bed every night.
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    Thinks Olive Garden is authentic Italian food.
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    Goes to restaurants just for the appetizers before going home and making a baloney sandwich.
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    Contrary to his username, knows absolutely nothing about alchemy.
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    Apathy is sometimes the greatest feeling in the world.
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    Filmed [classic swim] having sex in the bathroom at Olive Garden.
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    Church’s chicken & mashed potatoes. I made some corn too. Ordering food for 6 different people sure is expensive.
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    Owns a map of Scandinavia but has no plans to ever go there.
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    Walks around wearing headphones but never listens to anything on them.
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    Once covered “Hotel California” entirely in Morse code.
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    Happy birthday.
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    It’s 3 AM and I am dying laughing.
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    I’m playing Wild Arms 2 now. And what I mean by that is I’m enjoying maybe 10 minutes of actual gameplay between what feels like hours of cutscenes that can’t be skipped.
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    How do I make the wonderful people at McDonald’s understand that “extra salt on my fries” is not some secret code for “the blandest fucking potatoes imaginable”?
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    Would bathe in chicken biryani sauce if it were socially acceptable and feasible.
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