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The_annoying_one

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  1. You said 2:00. It’s 2:35. I do not have time for this. Hurry up.
  2. Judges everyone by how well they play mini golf.
  3. I love how certain words and phrases are an instant downvote on Reddit. I post those things just to fuck with people. I legit don’t care.
  4. Has a rolodex of excuses to get out of everything.
  5. Moved to Canada because he didn’t feel like going to work one day.
  6. Grilled a couple of cheeseburgers with a side of store-bought pre-made mac & cheese.
  7. This little fan’s just kind of useless in this heat.
  8. Refuses to let anyone into his house unless they know the secret password.
  9. Is filming a stop-motion movie where every single character is made entirely of elbow macaroni. When asked how this idea came about, she replied, “That’s what I call using the old noodle!”
  10. Sings death metal songs in the shower.
  11. I’m all for being a fan of things, but gatekeeping whatever you’re a fan of just kind of makes you a prick.
  12. Ringtone is Peter Griffin’s laugh.
  13. Mashes potatoes with a jackhammer.
  14. Ran out of potatoes and made mashed onions instead.
  15. Farting around on my plugged-in laptop while playing my PS5 and wearing headphones during a major storm seems a little dangerous, but I'm not stopping any of this.
  16. Knows how to fry an egg using only a lightbulb and a wire hanger.
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