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    Was the one responsible for Prince changing his name to a symbol.
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    Won’t make a single decision in life without first consulting a Magic 8 Ball.
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    Spaghetti again…I guess. Was just gonna throw a frozen pizza in the oven, but stupid adulting got in the way.
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    Wraps hot dogs in Fruit by the Foot.
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    Found an even better/creepier version of this one. Just...uh...watch at your own risk... You've been warned.
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    I will never understand why Amazon has to wrap their packages like they came straight from Fort Knox. It’s a fucking bean bag chair, not the secrets of the universe…
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    Is writing a script for a buddy cop comedy starring Mr. Hoonie and Ghostrek. The working title so far is “Republic Vent Ceibltary”.
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    Holy 2+ hour phone update, Batman!
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    Having homemade burritos tonight. See, I knew I would regret Toxic Hell (Taco Bell) for lunch… It’s fine, though.
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    Taco Bell for lunch is probably a dumb move, but I absolutely don’t care.
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    Offered Mr. Hoonie a coupon for Chef Boyardee products in exchange for Hoonie taking ghostrek to speech therapy three times a week.
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    Baked chicken and instant mashed potatoes…eventually…
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    I guess these assholes are really going to make me wait until the last possible minute to give me what I’m owed. Why should they care? They’re not the ones suffering right now.
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    Chicken salad sandwich
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    Told one of his coworkers to rub the bathroom toilet seat for good luck.
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    Likes to get up at 5 AM so he can run through his neighborhood with an airhorn.
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