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The_annoying_one

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  1. Well, then…if you need me, I’ll be just over here with my foot in my mouth.
  2. And how long have these poor, defenseless fishies been out of water?
  3. Has a personal vendetta against squirrels.
  4. White rice with sausage, peppers and onions. It was so much better than it had any right to be.
  5. I really wish I still had my PS2 and 3.
  6. Produced a couple of the Girls Gone Wild tapes.
  7. Shoves a flashlight in his mouth to become a human jack-o-lantern.
  8. I low-key wish my body would just kill me already and get it over with. I’m so tired of this shit.
  9. Prays to Chris Jericho every night.
  10. Knows he ain’t gonna die.
  11. Writes reviews for different brands of drywall online.
  12. Starting debates online just to sit back and watch people argue is what fuels me sometimes.
  13. Specifically invites people over when he knows he’s not gonna be home.
  14. Some kind of 3-cheese mac & cheese with kale TV dinner I accidentally bought. Mistakes were made and regrets are rampant.
  15. Rides trains just to yell at the people onboard.
  16. Still fries ants with a magnifying glass while cackling wildly.
  17. Takes the free breadsticks from Olive Garden home, waits for them to get completely stale, then uses them as drumsticks.
  18. Got into an argument with a waiter at Olive Garden over the proper pronunciation of ravioli.
  19. Owns stock in Olive Garden.
  20. Wrote a fan letter to the Mr. Clean character.
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