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    Once wrote a 5000 word essay on the infamous pie scene from American Pie. Is still in court-ordered sensitivity training because of it.
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    Juvenile cringe at its absolute worst. Listen at your own risk.
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    Tusk - 2/10 I don’t even want to say anything about this one. I know I was really late watching it, but I really wish I hadn’t at all.
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    Carries around a pair of deer antlers for self defense. Absolutely refuses to say where he got them.
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    Red Baron supreme pizza.
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    Hid the mimes’ face paint in the Dumpster behind the CVS.
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    Owes outstanding library fees in Devil's Den, Wyoming.
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    Is the world’s greatest expert on odd phone calls.
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    All it takes is one text, and I guess I won’t be sleeping much (if at all) tonight. It’s nice to be needed sometimes, but I absolutely suck at being emotional support when people need it.
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    In Soviet Russia, phone calls you!
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    Swears the secret to good burgers is cinnamon and marshmallows in the beef.
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    Hamburger Helper
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    Me waking up this morning to find that most of the websites I normally visit are being bombarded by political bullshit today:
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    Is still holding a VHS tape from Blockbuster for ransom.
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    Has a birthmark in the shape of Alfred Hitchcock’s silhouette.
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    The PS4 remake of Medievil. I somehow never played this game on the PS1, other than maybe a demo.
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    Boxed mac & cheese. I’m an adult and I eat whatever lazy shit I want.
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    Was elected president of the break room at work.
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    Hired a private investigator to discover just how Skittles apparently taste like a rainbow.
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