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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Grew out his mustache super long just so he could twirl it around with his finger and cackle madly.
  2. Spent his life savings to follow Imagine Dragons around the world on tour.
  3. Once stole a kid’s ball and played with it right in front of them for weeks just to torment them.
  4. Go-to order at McDonald’s is every sandwich on the menu pressed together…..and a small fry.
  5. Being able to cough this shit up just far enough to swallow it back down is probably doing more harm than good. I feel like a ticking time bomb right now.
  6. Or your Super Mario cosplay.
  7. We don’t mention his Ace Ventura cosplay days. Oops…..
  8. I just have one thing to say about this.
  9. Is the leader of an underground street racing circuit where only station wagons are allowed.
  10. Grilled some cheeseburgers with a few potato chips on the side.
  11. Wrote the lyrics to Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week”.
  12. Was there when LL Cool J warmed up.
  13. Love it when these songs I haven’t heard in forever randomly invade my brain….
  14. Wears oven mitts as a fashion accessory.
  15. Can we just kill this shit in a fire now?
  16. Needs to stop setting wildfires.
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