The_annoying_one

Joined and left on the same day? Damn.

Was banned from the local community college for teaching a class on all the ways to use a Shop Vac.

Ribs, mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, and a little watermelon for dessert.

idk

Created a very successful line of mittens that play music while you wear them.

Is NG+9 too far to go in a video game? You know what? I don't care. I'm just gonna keep playing.

I will never trust the opinions of people reviewing things online when the person doing the review wasn’t even born yet when the thing they’re reviewing came out.

Chicken & rice with onions and a couple other things added. I don’t know if I was just hungry or what, but this shit was amazing.

There’s something about having to delete half the content on my PS5, even with a USB Extended Storage Device installed, just to play one game, that really pisses me off.

It somehow didn’t last too long here tonight. I think it was done by 11:00. But most of the assholes in my neighborhood tend to turn “patriotic” holidays into a week-long excuse to get drunk and blow shit up. Okay, I’m done ranting now. Why is it still so hot here?

I ate cheeseburgers and watched one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, all with a massive headache.

Grilled cheeseburgers again.

Since it is Independence Day and all…

Is currently writing a song where the only “instrument” is the sound of keys jingling.

Calls his local news station every time he gets stuck at a red light.

Chili dogs with onions.

The website tells me I need to call for this particular service. The automated voice on the phone tells me I need to go online. Exactly what kind of Twilight Zone bullshit is this?

Once tried to use Q-Tips as chopsticks.

Why does everything major that requires a very important phone call always fall on a damn holiday week? These people are almost impossible to get in touch with during regular hours, but I cannot afford to put this off.

Was once featured on Antiques Roadshow with a can of tuna purchased 3 weeks ago.

Can of beef stew. I’ve had virtually no appetite today, for some reason.