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The_annoying_one

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  1. That's odd. I've tried mobile and desktop. Everything's normal on my end.
  2. Hosts a nudists murder mystery theater event every Thursday night.
  3. Happy birthday, Kingdom Hearts person I don’t know.
  4. Pretty sure all we got was a really nasty thunderstorm and some strong winds. I haven’t seen or heard about any damage.
  5. Came up with the idea for “Naked and Afraid”.
  6. Is in the process of organizing the world’s largest Macarena flash mob.
  7. Everyone in my city has been losing their minds all day because we’re supposed to get some really bad weather in a few hours. I’m going to laugh my ass off when all we get is a few thunderstorms.
  8. Writes down every single post before typing it out.
  9. Is a world-class kazoo player.
  10. Has broken out of many maximum security prisons using nothing but a smile and an empty paper towel roll.
  11. Signed up for Twitter just to heckle and harass certain UEMBers.
  12. I’m just a few hours south of you and in the same boat. Godspeed and good luck, Odin.
  13. Plays drums in a Weird Al polka cover band.
  14. Ringtone is Pee-Wee Herman laughing.
  15. Once published a book of hundreds of blank pages…with a drawing of a stick figure on the last page.
  16. It was in a plastic container with a pull tab. Didn’t look secure enough for me so I just tossed it. No big deal, I guess.
  17. Grilled some cheeseburgers and had a few fries.
  18. All I know is, I have been looking forward to this junk food for at least a week now. Lesson learned, I suppose.
  19. Goes to world-renowned steakhouses and orders chicken.
  20. The temperature has been around 80° for the past few days, and the container that the dip was in was room temperature. I’d much rather throw $5 in the trash than risk food poisoning.
  21. Is making a documentary about colby jack cheese.
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