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The_annoying_one

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  1. The only way I’ll enjoy hotdogs is if they’re boiled. Pretty much any other method of cooking them just ruins the texture.
  2. Unresponsive internet throughout the day sure is irritating.
  3. Well, this was certainly a…thread.
  4. Quite a few fire trucks on my street right now, but I see no fire or smoke. This falls squarely under the “I want to know, but I don’t want to know” category.
  5. Sang background vocals on Blink-182’s “All The Small Things”.
  6. Dude…I’m about to be 40 and people still mistake me for a teen or young adult. It’s almost flattering sometimes, but it’s also a major “fuck you” to them.
  7. Big bowl of macaroni salad I spent all day waiting for an Amazon delivery that never came, and just didn’t feel like cooking or ordering out.
  8. Nothing is helping to improve this random foul mood I’ve been in all week. Huh…
  9. No, certain phrases never truly die. Let that sink in…
  10. “All men are created equal” is either an absolute lie or just too outdated to apply today.
  11. Uses chunky peanut butter as shaving cream.
  12. Not sure why my phone’s alarm randomly went off at 6:22 PM, but it kind of scared the shit out of me.
  13. Still orders from the kids menu.
  14. Bags of potato chips should either come with a clip or be resealable. Change my mind.
  15. So many major things to deal with and no idea how/where to start. It also doesn’t help that all I wanna do is hide in my bed with the lights off lately.
  16. Gave Jim Carrey a kiwi and told him it’s his child now.
  17. Introduced Outkast to Ms. Jackson.
  18. I will always take the generic and predictable route when it’s served on a silver platter like this. I’m just lazy like that.
  19. Ain’t it fun, though?
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