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The_annoying_one

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  1. Is running for mayor of Greenville, South Carolina.
  2. Is banned from the local zoo for slinging mashed potatoes at the gorillas.
  3. Told the waiter at Olive Garden to step outside because the waiter cut him off from the endless breadsticks.
  4. Eats Burger King and Dairy Queen together so he can feel like royalty.
  5. Gave the McDonald’s employee a rock and told them to sit on it.
  6. I was having such a nice and relaxing day…..until I wasn’t.
  7. Assumes I ever win arguments.
  8. Played in a jazz metal band with Bill Nye.
  9. Nobody 2 - 5/10 It was basically just a rehash of the first movie, only not as good.
  10. Took Mr. Hoonie to the dark side of the moon.
  11. I’ve been trying to cut down on snacking lately and all it’s doing is making me really fucking hangry.
  12. Threatened to sue Staples because they were out of staples.
  13. I should go to bed earlier than usual tonight. I probably won’t, but I should.
  14. Alright, Kudz! Happy Birthday, dude!
  15. Told the manager of the Cheetah Lounge to step off when he accused Mr. Hoonie of throwing pillows at people.
  16. Has a large cardboard box, filled with many more smaller cardboard boxes. No one knows why.
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