The_annoying_one

Spaghetti

I’m a little irritated because plans fell through, and now I’m left with nothing to do this afternoon. At the same time, I’m a little glad because plans fell through, and now I’m left with nothing to do this afternoon.

Does the Monster Mash when he thinks no one is looking.

Rigged Mr. Hoonie’s car to play “Baby Got Back” every single time he goes in reverse.

It’s only awkward if you make it awkward. Ball’s in your court, nammy.

Somehow got away with blasting AC/DC’s “Hell’s Bells” inside a nursery.

Nuked a couple of frozen burritos with a pack of Fritos on the side. I was gonna do Taco Bell, but decided not to waste the money.

It’s funny how staying up all night, then taking a short nap in the morning always equates to a bad mood the rest of the day. It’s even funnier how I refuse to take accountability for this because it’s just easier to be pissed off at everything. To hell with the innocent. Everyone’s on the chopping block today.

Liam Neeson has never been a good actor, but some of his movies are still surprisingly watchable.

Nothing like needing a nap when you’ve only been up less than 2 hours.

#1 on his bucket list is to beat each of the Backstreet Boys in Mario Kart.

Leftovers from last night.

It’s 5° and snowing. That doesn’t happen here. I really hate this so much.

Once had a pen pal in Norway, but things ended really weirdly when she asked the pen pal to please send 11 snails as soon as possible.

Squeals like a pig when the hibachi chef does amazing knife stunts.

Pasta with ground beef and alfredo sauce…whenever it’s ready. EDIT: Broccoli too. Forgot to mention that.

I’m a beardless wonder again. As in, “I wonder when I’ll regret this and realize I look so much better with facial hair than without.”