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The_annoying_one

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  1. Drives an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
  2. Can of Chef Boyardee mini ravioli. I have sooo many regrets right now…
  3. A video game remake really shouldn’t be longer than the original game. I get that they’re trying to convince more people to buy it, but it almost loses authenticity when they change so many things around.
  4. Swears to everyone that they should replace their guitar strings with dental floss.
  5. I opened my front door to grab a package and my cat randomly decided to take off. I can see him, but I can’t reach him and he won’t come when I call him. How much worse does this day have to get?
  6. Grows potatoes in his backyard for the sole purpose of throwing them at every car that passes by.
  7. Helped Counting Crows come up with the “Sha la la la la” line in “Mr. Jones”.
  8. Walked up to the bank teller and asked to deposit $2,000 worth of pennies.
  9. Pork chops smothered in cream of mushroom, homemade mac & cheese, green beans. Best meal I’ve had in quite some time.
  10. No. Dreaming requires sleeping and I don’t do much of that.
  11. Likes to try paying for things with Monopoly money just to see people’s reactions.
  12. Is planning on starting his music career soon, mixing rock, disco, and country with a little kazoo thrown in.
  13. Bologna sandwich and potato chips. I just wanted something quick so I can hopefully put this shit day to bed soon.
  14. Not sure if today is dragging because I don’t feel like doing anything, or if I don’t feel like doing anything because the day is dragging. Am sure today kind of sucks, though.
  15. Ran an infomercial in the 90s selling cookware made of plastic.
  16. Hate to say it, but I think you answered your own question here.
  17. Pretty sure the Incoherent Babbling club is…elsewhere. >_>
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