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The_annoying_one

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  1. Oh, you know, just the typical existential dread that I’m way too familiar with.
  2. Continuing to charge for services long after I’ve canceled them.
  3. The opposite of a barn. Come on...keep up.
  4. Once tried to travel across 5 states on a bicycle.
  5. Owns a life-size cardboard cutout of Bill Nye The Science Guy.
  6. Has a secret nickname for every member of the UEMB.
  7. Happy birthday.
  8. Writes doom metal Christmas carols in his spare time.
  9. I haven’t had fast food in probably a month or so. I know that probably seems like nothing to most people, but it’s pretty huge for me.
  10. Once made a commercial that was just 25 seconds of silence, followed by a 5 second scream. All these years later, still no one knows what it was advertising.
  11. Hot dogs and mac & cheese when it gets ready. I haven’t eaten at all today, so I’m kind of desperate.
  12. I just had someone on Reddit apologize to me because I said I’m an American. I kind of get it, but I have no idea how to feel or respond.
  13. I sometimes forget to eat, which inevitably leads to being hangry. I then take it out on other (mostly innocent) people. I don’t feel quite as bad about this as I probably should.
  14. I can all but guarantee you that whatever device you’re using to flood these boards wasn’t made in your version of America.
  15. All these Dexter spinoffs are getting ridiculous and kind of boring, but I still keep watching them. I’m part of the problem and I don’t care.
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