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The_annoying_one

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  1. Nothing like getting an 11 PM sugar craving, realizing the only sweet thing you have is cereal, pouring a huge bowl of it, only to find….absolutely no milk.
  2. Whistles “I’ll Be Working On The Railroad” while peeing.
  3. Invited Mr. Hoonie to have a sleepover but gave him the address to an abandoned warehouse instead.
  4. Corn dogs…again… Complete “idgaf” meal.
  5. I’ve been listening to a lot of Korn lately…
  6. Always orders soup on a plate just for the challenge.
  7. Probably just a couple of these nasty ass corn dogs I was stuck buying the other day. I want fast food, but really don’t want to waste the money on it.
  8. Made it start raining just as soon as I decided to go outside.
  9. Took grandma to a wrestling show in the 90s, and set up a steel cage match between her and Macho Man.
  10. Idea of a perfect date is to play with Army Men all night.
  11. The easiest way to stop being a fan of something is to meet other fans of it.
  12. Picture didn’t come out right, but it should be pretty obvious what this is…
  13. Organized a potluck dinner party in his neighborhood, but didn’t bother to show up.
  14. Is wanted for questioning in a criminal case involving someone breaking into houses and squirting green food coloring into every toilet.
  15. Just wants everyone to hold hands and sing “We Are The World”.
  16. Asked a little old lady to buy him a deck of cards, just so he could fling each card at her face while laughing hysterically.
  17. BK, probably… I was gonna cook until things decided to start going wrong.
  18. Kind of hungry but kind of too early for dinner, and I have no snacks. What do?
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