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The_annoying_one

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  1. Once worked as the mascot at Six Flags.
  2. Hocked a loogie on an old woman while on the top of that very same ride.
  3. Once went to Six Flags carrying six different flags.
  4. Is banned from all Six Flags locations for something known only as “The Incident”.
  5. You know we’re gonna demand pics, right?
  6. Would it be unethical for me to build a border wall around my house?
  7. Is chomping at the bit for a match against Jim Ross.
  8. If I’m already paying a monthly fee for your streaming service, there’s no way in hell I’m paying extra to watch anything on it.
  9. Hey, now. I used to do this many years ago. Buys every part of a fast food burger separately and re-assembles it at home.
  10. Went with a can of chicken & dumplings. I figured there’s no sense wasting money and sending a delivery driver out in this cold for food I might not even eat.
  11. Stuck between eating whatever junk is here or getting more junk. Will maybe update whenever I actually get hungry.
  12. Just got a piece of mail with my neighbor’s name but my address. What is this I don’t even…..
  13. Eats cereal out of a pot with a ladle.
  14. Let he who is without sin mow the first lawn?
  15. Steals kids’ food while they’re in the playground.
  16. Brings his own food to eat at restaurants.
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