The_annoying_one

What to do when I don't feel like doing anything, but I'm not ready to go to bed, either.

Yeah, shit’s definitely rough right now. I should be alright by next week, though. This was mostly laziness.

2 PB&Js, some disgusting BBQ flavored Doritos, and a bottle of water.

Well, fuck. There goes my only real way of listening to music.

I know a lot of kids (or just people in general) are just not capable of realizing how irritating they can be, but goddamn…

Tom Petty was absolutely right. The waiting is definitely the hardest part.

His favorite song to sing during karaoke night.

Thinks “Do Not Enter - Not An Exit” is just a suggestion.

Fallout 4

I feel like too many people mistake my silence for disdain. I'm just not much of a talker, which is my right. This is not meant to imply that I actually want to be friends with anyone, though. That's too much work, in my personal experience.

Was once good friends with the same Mr. Jones that Counting Crows sang about.

Wears a bunny mask to bed every night.

Roast with potatoes and carrots, and a side of white rice.

Has a love-hate relationship with the number 17.

Learned how to make Crystal Pepsi after it was discontinued.

Oh, you know, just the typical existential dread that I’m way too familiar with.

Continuing to charge for services long after I’ve canceled them.

The opposite of a barn. Come on...keep up.

Once tried to travel across 5 states on a bicycle.

I am also in this thread...

Owns a life-size cardboard cutout of Bill Nye The Science Guy.