The_annoying_one

Is the owner and instructor of a wrestling school for seniors.

Taco Bell I’ve been laying off the fast food for about two weeks now to save money and my health, but one cheat day probably won’t kill me.

Funny how they can disconnect one of my utilities from the comfort of their office building just because I was accidentally a few days late paying the bill, but turning it back on requires them to send someone out to my house whenever the fuck they feel like it.

His alarm every morning is Elmer Fudd laughing.

I probably haven’t even made 25 fucking threads the entire time I’ve been a member here. I’m exaggerating here, but you get the point.

I was casually browsing random memes, and…this happened.

Happy birthday, Jackie!

Has dreams of becoming the county clerk in Bismarck, North Dakota.

Microwaved a can of beef stew. That’s all I had energy for tonight.

I finally got a major problem taken care of today. One more to worry about tomorrow, but I just need food and sleep right now.

Was kicked out of SeaWorld for screaming at the dolphins.

Not sure how you got my phone number just from me absentmindedly visiting your website in a moment of pure accident, but okay. You’re blocked, spammer.

Happy birthday, nammy. 🎂

Begins every email with “Hey, knucklehead”.

Steak with onions and mushrooms, plus the leftover potatoes from last night.

Is wearing Spidey undies right now.