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The_annoying_one

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  1. Needs to know that I loathe brussel sprouts.
  2. Is lobbying to have phone booths become a thing again.
  3. Thinks we’re still in the 80’s.
  4. That feeling when you wanna do something but don’t actually feel like doing anything.
  5. Is working on an album of classic rock covers reimagined in an 8-bit video game format.
  6. Sells seashells by the seashore.
  7. Grilled chicken leg, mac & cheese, baked beans.
  8. Came up with the infamous “Well, isn’t that special?” line.
  9. Is in talks to play the villain in the next Bond movie.
  10. I woke up hating the world today. Guess I’ll just be a ghost. Whatever.
  11. Does the same thing, but with a rifle, and says “I’m your Huckleberry”.
  12. Gets royalty checks every time someone mentions Battletoads.
  13. Once called in sick to work because of a hangnail.
  14. Is writing a book about how to write books.
  15. Once organized a marathon from Washington State all the way to Florida. Very few people participated and none survived.
  16. Tenderizes meat with a sledgehammer.
  17. Throws jacks in front of the runners during marathons.
  18. Stands on the sidelines of races and hands out freshly-baked beignets to the runners.
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