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    #1 on his bucket list is to beat each of the Backstreet Boys in Mario Kart.
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    Leftovers from last night.
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    It’s 5° and snowing. That doesn’t happen here. I really hate this so much.
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    Once had a pen pal in Norway, but things ended really weirdly when she asked the pen pal to please send 11 snails as soon as possible.
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    Squeals like a pig when the hibachi chef does amazing knife stunts.
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    Pasta with ground beef and alfredo sauce…whenever it’s ready. EDIT: Broccoli too. Forgot to mention that.
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    I’m a beardless wonder again. As in, “I wonder when I’ll regret this and realize I look so much better with facial hair than without.”
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    Of course both ends of my street would be completely blocked off by maintenance people on a day when I’m expecting a really important delivery. Why would this happen on literally any other day?
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    Wears an eye patch, but only when cooking dinner.
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    It’s always fun to revisit music you used to love, only to realize just how bad it really was. It’s still nostalgic, though, so I can’t completely hate it.
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    Convinced Mr. Hoonie to streak through Yankee Stadium in the dead of winter.
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    Chili dogs & baked beans.
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    Piggybacking on this one, I just had someone call me a MAGA because I disagreed with them on something that had absolutely nothing to do with politics. I’m kind of giddy right now.
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    Framed Maggie Simpson for the shooting of Mr. Burns.
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    One accidental missed payment really shouldn’t completely nullify my payment information which has not fucking changed.
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    Auditioned for the role of the pizza guy in a few of those smut movies.
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    Went to the store and replaced all the butter with lard.
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    Throws birthday parties for stuffed animals.
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