The_annoying_one

Is developing a wardrobe made entirely of papier-mâché.

Dark Souls II: Scholar Of The First Sin Edition

Still likes to pull the hair out of Barbie dolls.

I’m supposed to apologize because some people don’t know how to take a fucking joke?

Ran away like this when he saw Mr. Hoonie bent over.

Nuked a couple of frozen burritos. Not my best idea since I’ve been dealing with random sulfur burps all day. EDIT: What possessed me to douse these things in hot sauce? I can’t feel my lips…

Tried to cook mashed potatoes in a hot tub.

That irritating feeling when pretty interesting YT videos are ruined by narrators with really annoying voices.

9, 7, and 6…I think.

So, my sister and her family have decided to stay with me for the weekend. I wouldn’t really care, except…these kids literally never stop with the extremely loud screaming and screeching. Earplugs don’t help. Taking a long walk down the street doesn’t help. This is my current reality for at least 13 hours a day and I honestly don’t know if I can survive it.

Ordering a pizza. This headache won’t let me do anything else.

It’s kind of sad when the quiet moments are somehow more unnerving than the chaotic ones.

Is trying to tell us he’s opening up an underground grandpa fight club.

His ringtone is Fran Drescher laughing.

Stuffed Mr. Hoonie inside one of the Thanksgiving Day Parade floats and just left him there.

Bring Her Back - 2/10 An hour and 45 minutes of shock value poorly disguised as a plot.

Popeye’s

I went to my sister’s house today, and…she already has her Christmas tree up… I…uh…it’s still November, right?

I’m grateful I finally got paid today. I’m not grateful for a single thing else today.

Same thing as last night.

Can people stop adding me to group texts? I really don’t need my phone to keep chiming because two of you are having a conversation that has nothing to do with me.