The_annoying_one

Has the number for the mayor of Los Ybanez, Texas saved in his phone just in case.

Is today National Annoy The_annoying_one Day or something? What the fuck?

Sent Mr. Hoonie on a mission to find the absolute juiciest tomato in New Zealand.

Goes to Canada for lunch every second Thursday of the month.

Likes to sneak into movies early and hide Whoopee Cushions under all the seats.

Can of beef stew

Those all sound good, but I’ll go with burger.

I just got an email telling me I need to change my Instagram password. I don’t even have Instagram…

Corn dogs and potato salad

Is in talks to face Ric Flair at Wrestlemania this year.

I swear, some people argue just to hear themselves talk.

I really hate this city. They mention a very small chance for snow tomorrow that probably won’t amount to anything at all, but everything still has to shut down like we’re being hit with an outbreak of the plague?

Overhyping any form of entertainment virtually kills any chance of fully enjoying it.

Taxi Driver - 7/10 I can’t believe it took me until 2026 to finally watch this. I’ve been aware of the hype surrounding it for a long time now, but I hate to say it really didn’t live up to it. Still a really good movie, but not quite the masterpiece I was led to believe it was.

I’ve dabbled out of pure curiosity on some of the free sites, but never put any kind of effort into it. Most of the single women in my area are just not my type, and I have virtually no interest in the dating scene these days.

Homemade Hamburger Helper

Is there really a chance of snow tomorrow? Just…why? I don’t want this.