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    The bullshit sure is thick tonight.
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    I was in the middle of making myself a quick sandwich when I got a text from my sister. ”I ordered you a pizza. It should be there soon.” I can’t complain about free food, but I wish I’d known before I wasted bread & mayo.
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    Crashes random large family events and tells the men they are the father.
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    This one’s actually true.
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    Can’t eat chocolate ice cream without adding pepperoni to it.
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    Cosplays as Cait Sith whenever he has to appear in court.
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    Came up with an idea for a funhouse where all walls are covered in bubble wrap, but shut it down when it got too expensive to keep replacing it.
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    Eats his lunch on a see-saw every day.
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    Is in a KISS cover band called SMOOCH.
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    I know what would probably make me feel better, but the will to actually get up and do it just isn’t there.
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    Is eating roast raccoon this Christmas.
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    This movie is so bad, it’s actually pissing me off. Why do I keep doing this to myself?
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    Nuked a couple of frozen burritos with a handful of potato chips on the side. I was gonna go the even lazier route and do takeout, but it’s too cold outside.
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    Earned free pizza for life from Chuck E. Cheese when he dumped a box of diseased rats in the kitchen and complained to management about it.
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    Stuffs his pillow case with potato chips because he likes to feel the crunch.
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    The Substance - 3/10 Basically a 2.5 hour episode of Black Mirror with no payoff. It earns a few points for originality, but that’s as kind as I can be here.
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    Yells at his coworkers because they steal his juice boxes.
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    24-hour stomach bug one day, 24-hour headache the next. Still a minor improvement, though…I guess…
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    Spaghetti
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    They’re finally gone, but they decided to leave behind a brutal stomach bug in their place. Why the fuck not?
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