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I think a good chunk of the bad shit that can happen to me in this life already has, so I’m pretty much just coasting along at this point. I will kind of admit that every ache and pain at this point has led me to the “Is it cancer or something?” train of thought, so that’s been…fun.

Puts ketchup in oatmeal.

Opens jars of pickles with a blowtorch and a chisel.

You were going to post about something or other. I guess.

My street smells like ribs, and now I really want some.

Internet friends are usually better than real life friends because they expect far less from you.

Goes to every single fast food place in a 25-mile radius and asks for one single fry, then combines all of those fries and devours them.

A piece of fried chicken and 3 slices of store-bought frozen pizza. Interesting combo, but it worked.

Goes to fast food places and offers to buy the employees food instead.

Wrote the Oscar Mayer bologna song.

Next week should finally be the end of a huge problem I’m facing and it can’t come soon enough. My mind has been a fucking wreck lately.

Always answers the phone with a spot-on impression of Peter Griffin.

Dexter: Resurrection Episode 3 on Paramount Plus. It’s not impressing me much yet, but there’s still time.

Pasta with chicken and veggies.

I didn’t even notice it until just now.

Goes to the gym and leaves one mozzarella stick on every piece of equipment.

My laptop background is exactly the same as it was when I bought it about 2 years ago. I would post a pic, but it’s in another room and I’m lazy.

Buys movie tickets just to see the coming attractions, then leaves.

When something you’ve desperately been waiting for is supposed to arrive in 3 to 5 business days, but there’s a weekend right in the middle of those business days, making the wait more like a whole week.