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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Invites people to go bowling, then no-shows.
  2. Has dreams of owning an ice cream truck but not actually selling ice cream.
  3. Can just one single day pass without some form of mostly avoidable bullshit? Is that really too fucking much to ask?
  4. Sent a man’s picture to America’s Most Wanted because the man cut him off on the highway.
  5. Well, that wasn’t the cure-all I was expecting. At least I finally did it, though.
  6. Eats cereal on a paper plate.
  7. Refuses to go to the bank if he’s not wearing his lucky cape.
  8. Likes to yell “HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!” as he repeatedly punches Mr. Hoonie in the head.
  9. His passport photo is Pedro Pascal.
  10. Met Dane Cook at a Starbucks, politely called him a useless hack, then calmly left.
  11. Goes around town hanging up piñatas with nothing in them.
  12. Made sure to film this incident right before he switched all the meds in the psych ward with Tic Tacs.
  13. Not a real commercial but still funny as shit (spoilered for NSFW).
  14. Once called in sick to work with the excuse that he was bitten by a vampire.
  15. Pasta with ground beef and a jar of tomato sauce. Quick and easy…ish.
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