The_annoying_one

@The_annoying_one Amidoinitrite?

I wonder just how much deeper this hole I’m in can get. I really don’t want to know, though.

Is the president of the Geico Gecko fan club.

Nope. Burn it down, Galactus.

Treats every conversation like a turn-based battle.

Wind chimes are the stupidest and most annoying invention in the history of the world.

Beef tips over white rice.

Tried using the Konami Code in Super Mario Bros.

Immediately hanging up on someone after asking for their best callback number seems pretty unprofessional. I don’t know if they’re actually going to call me back, or if the call was randomly dropped, and I can’t get back in touch with them.

Once did motion capture work for a Teletubbies video game.

Jack Black singing an Ozzy song hits a hell of a lot harder than it should.

Knows a guy who knows a guy who can hook you up with whatever condiments you need.

Stouffer’s lasagna

Was selected to take part in a national survey regarding which Spice Girl was actually the spiciest.

Happy birthdays. 🎂