wacky1980

you show up at the bar at the right time, you might just win it. no messy criminal stuff req'd. but i would need you to complete a w9, so cough up that ssn buddy.

you picked the wrong day to rob me, buddy. i only got like $250 on me today. it was a couple grand on tuesday though.

i don't see what one has to do with the other, but sure.

you shouldn't be taking today off. that's what monday is for.

we actually found one of his supposedly original food pics on a couple food blogs one time. it was pretty fabulous.

exactly.

who wants to know?

that's fine. i was just in it for the slap @ nabs...

ahh bullshit. you enjoy the attention and you know it.

my 4yo thinks he needs a youtube channel. wife agrees, and thinks he has the ability to create enough quality content to support a channel on his own. and it's gonna be on me to run the motherfucker. look, i don't have the time to spend a few hours each week filming and editing videos, let alone building yet another brand and everything that's required for that. i mean, i'll gladly quit my day job to do all of this, if someone else wants to figure out how to pay all the bills. anyone? anyone? bueller? ...no takers?

also, this is appropriate.

i voted for all of them.

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you'd get studded out amongst only those women capable of taking your whole hog. making all the husbands jealous af.

a lot of people are forgetting that their returns are (also) lower because they paid less in throughout 2018. if a person didn't revisit their withholding allowances last year, they generally sent less off each pay period in the form of federal withholding.

Looks like mid has this one under control.

$10 by 2020 and another $1 each year after that...assuming the current version of the bill is approved by the house. I'm mixed on the whole thing. I start all my bartenders at minimum wage and they don't report their tips. This will definitely have an impact on my labor cost right away, probably to the tune of around $15-20k extra each year. We may have to consider raising drink prices. But if sales increase because customers have more disposable income, that might offset our increased cost entirely. I know my bartenders are already pulling down $20-40/hr after adding in tips. So maybe I just make them start reporting tips, and the impact of the wage hike disappears on its own. Time will tell...

How you feelin' about that $15 by 2025?

all but finished with my personal returns. still waiting on the corporate returns so i can enter my k-1, but i'm up about $800 on federal from where i was at this point last year. haven't done state yet, but i assume it will end up about the same as last year. corporate statements look to be showing a loss this year since we took on some new debt and demo'd that one property, so i don't expect them to erase any of the personal returns at this point. that could change, of course, but that's where i see things heading.

it really is. we didn't do any expos for our wedding. but we was broke as hell at that time, so we did everything on the cheap. don't be like us. spend some money so that other people do everything, and you can sit back and sample various cakes, wines, and dinner plates for 7 months straight.

so then, what's you're true source of power? actually, no. i'm not ready for that answer.

hey man. alopecia is not a joking matter.

the female nazis up there apparently have horrible fashion sense.

whatcha doin' in the ladies section, ya little pervert?

i like to tell myself pcat = aoc and that's why she disappeared. imagine someone from the old boards trying to run for political office, with all their hateful shit spewn about for years on the forever internet. that would get nasty. but it would probably also get us a bump in traffic, so it's not all bad.