wacky1980

oh, i don't keep condiments at the bar. we don't serve food there. it's just a straight-up dive, no frills and no kitchen.

haha, screw you cyst! now gtfo. one of my good friends had a big cyst like that removed from her uterus about 6 months ago. she didn't even know she had an issue; everyone just thought her beer drinking was catching up to her. they went ahead and did the full ladybits-ectomy while they were in there, just to be safe. she was out of commission for like 3 weeks, and now she's pretty much 100% again. here's hopes for a similar recovery for you!

we'll do that if we get like a 10# bag. the small ones from the store go into the container because the whole thing fits.

i've never scored lower than 99/100 on a state inspection. 70 and lower gets you shut down. but this is your train. ride it hard.

at this point, i'm not entirely sure.

you ever tried typing with a red bull can? you just can't do that.

i don't need a talented cock to punch out one-line posts on a keyboard. just time and a tiny head so i don't mash multiple keys. check check.

my dick is typing these messages. your eyes are only a foot or two away from my penisposts. sorry for your luck.

hey dj, get some "reply to" tags in this house. i'm not sure if twatamizer is pissy with me or ... whoever. anyways, i sleep in past dawn and i'm an hour behind you, so wait patiently.

some people's work outfits actually see work. meaning, could be either.

syrup, honey, and peanut butter go in the pantry. sugar and flour in sealed containers on the countertop. coffee in the cupboard. everything else in the fridge. state food sanitation certification for all the win.

it's a pocket.

well, of course i do. this is the internet, after all.

reverse image search doesn't find any other instances of this photo as of right now, which isn't surprising because it's so new. but i'm gonna need more convincing before i believe it.

we kept an angel tank for a few years (plus some clown loaches and other random inhabitants), even got a pair to mate and produce offspring. that was pretty cool. eventually they all died though. i think it had something to do with our water. the dechlorinator is supposed to remove the harmful elements, but every major water change was always super-stressful on the tank. it would take several treatments and constant monitoring for a couple weeks before we could get it stablized again. and we weren't terribly keen on buying 50 gallons of distilled water whenever we cleaned the tank, so we just dealt with it. when the last angel died about a year ago, we took the tank down for good. now that we've moved, we are considering setting up a saltwater tank. i think the kiddos would enjoy some live rock and a couple tangs or eels or something.

we missed most of the ice from the #icemageddon over the weekend. most, not all. it's warm-ish out now, nothing falling from the sky and above freezing. i'll take it for january.

dicks out, eh? are we breaking in dat fresh new ass or ...? so i guess i need to know today's color, in case we go thru with this op gauntlet that's been thrown.

i was really hoping you were talking about cutting your ball hair, and that the blade slipped and you ended up castrated. you disappoint me once again.

if you're gonna drink a cider, at least drink something decent, without all the adjunct / sugar content. look for a traditional dry cider. i'm a beer man (pretty sure everyone already knows this, but fuck it). i'll drink anything, but i prefer stouts and ales. a well-produced imperial stout is quite possibly the best thing there is.

i'd probably start by avoiding this place and any advice that comes out of it. but that means i'm telling you to not take the advice i just told you to take, so now we've created a paradox. this is gonna have a negative impact on the price of tea in china, fur shur.

if there's one thing i know, it's that this will be a walk in the park for you. sure, the park might be riddled with booby traps (lol, i said boob) and land mines, and the footpath has been moved and moved again, making the journey through the park somewhat daunting. but it's still the same park and you're still on the same journey. no matter the outcome, you're still walking the path. with that being said, we're here to walk with you. so here's to a long walk on smooth terrain.

so i'm gonna be fighting this guy. i gotta say, i still like my chances.

i'll do it. but no guns and no knives. i know how texans be.

i slopped together a message board on the zetaboards platform back in like april, when it became obvious that the nodebb experiment was going to be a colossal failure (the mod-everyone situation perhaps? can't recall). pushed it for about an hour, and picked up like 3 users. then the boards started functioning like normal again, and i let it slide. kept my boards up though, just in case the asmb died and people wanted a place to go. then when i got the pm about this side project, i abandoned all hope for my little pet. it's still alive, but i haven't updated it since maybe october / november. it was pretty cool, i had it all murdered out (lol is that still even in the lexicon?) and managed to strip out all the extraneous bits except for their required banner ads. got it attached to a custom url and everything. what a fucking waste of time! oh well, this place has better aesthetics and *a lot* more traffic anyways.

just keep they mouth-eyes away from my monitor and we'll be fine.