wacky1980

what do you think?

imagine that. the second conversation went much more smoothly than the first. that's usually what happens when someone realizes you have the ability to take legal action for $32k against them if you must.

i have to wait 5 more minutes before i can call back into that bank and talk to someone in their fraud department. they owe one of my customers $32k on a forged endorsement claim. the lady i talked to on the phone earlier decided she was in over her head, and wouldn't give me even the name of someone else to talk to. so now i'm wasting even more of my time dealing with this. look, i'd prefer not to send all of this up to legal, but if this next call isn't fruitful, we'll be doing just that. so here i am, typing up my frustrations in preparation for the call. oh look. it's 9am pacific time. to the batphone!

science says it's a sign of early-onset dementia. but science < man on the radio, so congrats.

how about, every power company that operates within a municipality? go get 'em all!

welp, you just fueled the jalopy up for an entire day with that comment. nice work, dick.

you mean this isn't pretty to you?

god damn that michael vick. when's he gonna give up this dogfighting bullshit?

feels like the start of a georgia belle porn. "you boys been workin' that field so hard! you want some of momma bear's sweet tea?"

eww no. i live there. i don't want work to ruin that for me.

i don't have any fancy fruit trees outside. and maples and pecans are nothing to brag about, at least not around here. i do have an avocado tree in a pot in the house though. i'll be fancying up my toast while you suck lemons from your fancy lemon tree, bub.

i've never dealt with paulownia trees. they don't grow in this usda zone. but the pecan tree is gonna be a mess to take down. it covers half the lot, from the north side of the house, over the entire back yard and garage, out across the alley to the west and north. power lines are strung under the branches to the west. but it's a shit tree. it drops these fuzzy seeds in the spring that explode and get into everything, empty shells (too old to produce actual nuts anymore) in the summer, leaves in the fall, and sticks all year round. fuck that tree.

i have an old pecan tree that is just begging for death. bastard busted out two windshields in the minivan in 3 months' time. and then there's a maple that's pushing on a foundation wall on the east side. and then a maple on the west side that's doing that sacrifice thing maples do, and all the top center growth keeps falling over onto the $18k roof i had put on last fall. i own three big trees, and i'm gonna kill 'em all this spring.

they'll grow into their new look. *snicker*

wife is picking up an ipad with the intention of doing screen capture videos for various reasons, including some youtube video stuff. i know the ipad native resolution is 4:3, but i'd be uploading these videos in 16:9. having never owned an iProduct in my life, i don't know if / how easily you can adjust the screen reso to something that will more accurately display in the widescreen ratio. i can clean it up in the editor if i have to, but it would just be a lot easier if you could capture in 16:9.

this guy actually paid me and a buddy to drive cross-country a few times and haul these broncos back here. we got one from a business called "hubcap heaven" outside of portland maine, another from a place down in the ozarks, and one from tuscaloosa. then he put them into storage and never drove them again. a little bit of work, and i'm sure any of them would run again. if they ever come up for sale, i'll be in touch

nah. my kids all play baseball (except the 2yo, still too young) and video games. also, i don't whore out my kids' abilities on my back windshield.

and i'm gonna toss a minivan on the list because you want one but you don't know it yet / aren't willing to admit it. we have a town & country that does everything. it might not be as fancy as a pacifica, but i knew going in that we were gonna beat the shit out of it so i didn't want to go too fancy. hauls 3 kids, or gets two carts of groceries home, or transports a full portable bar setup with draft beer and sound system. i brought home an upright freezer a couple months ago, in the back of this beast. just sayin', once i was ok with the emasculation of driving a minivan, i learned to embrace it.

i'm in good with a guy who has a few old broncos. at least two of them are the hard top convertible types too. they're buried an a warehouse right now, but he's pretty old so when he kicks off i might be able to grab one up for cheap...

shit, that's right. sorry i'm not @home right now. was doing some work @work.

steak & bj day?

if i turn it upside down, does it spell boobless?

really? i assumed a bunch of spamposts of viper's broken dick would be your undoing.

this motherfucker threatened to tear down MY fence unless i moved it back 6", knowing it was gonna cost me an extra couple thousand to tear out an old footing in order to bury the posts on that new line. and now he has the fucking balls to screw "no parking" signs onto MY fence? ask me who's gonna be shopping for new "no parking" signs on monday.

if this ssn belongs to packard...so help me god.