wacky1980

they'll grow into their new look. *snicker*

wife is picking up an ipad with the intention of doing screen capture videos for various reasons, including some youtube video stuff. i know the ipad native resolution is 4:3, but i'd be uploading these videos in 16:9. having never owned an iProduct in my life, i don't know if / how easily you can adjust the screen reso to something that will more accurately display in the widescreen ratio. i can clean it up in the editor if i have to, but it would just be a lot easier if you could capture in 16:9.

this guy actually paid me and a buddy to drive cross-country a few times and haul these broncos back here. we got one from a business called "hubcap heaven" outside of portland maine, another from a place down in the ozarks, and one from tuscaloosa. then he put them into storage and never drove them again. a little bit of work, and i'm sure any of them would run again. if they ever come up for sale, i'll be in touch

nah. my kids all play baseball (except the 2yo, still too young) and video games. also, i don't whore out my kids' abilities on my back windshield.

and i'm gonna toss a minivan on the list because you want one but you don't know it yet / aren't willing to admit it. we have a town & country that does everything. it might not be as fancy as a pacifica, but i knew going in that we were gonna beat the shit out of it so i didn't want to go too fancy. hauls 3 kids, or gets two carts of groceries home, or transports a full portable bar setup with draft beer and sound system. i brought home an upright freezer a couple months ago, in the back of this beast. just sayin', once i was ok with the emasculation of driving a minivan, i learned to embrace it.

i'm in good with a guy who has a few old broncos. at least two of them are the hard top convertible types too. they're buried an a warehouse right now, but he's pretty old so when he kicks off i might be able to grab one up for cheap...

shit, that's right. sorry i'm not @home right now. was doing some work @work.

steak & bj day?

if i turn it upside down, does it spell boobless?

really? i assumed a bunch of spamposts of viper's broken dick would be your undoing.

this motherfucker threatened to tear down MY fence unless i moved it back 6", knowing it was gonna cost me an extra couple thousand to tear out an old footing in order to bury the posts on that new line. and now he has the fucking balls to screw "no parking" signs onto MY fence? ask me who's gonna be shopping for new "no parking" signs on monday.

if this ssn belongs to packard...so help me god.

you show up at the bar at the right time, you might just win it. no messy criminal stuff req'd. but i would need you to complete a w9, so cough up that ssn buddy.

you picked the wrong day to rob me, buddy. i only got like $250 on me today. it was a couple grand on tuesday though.

i don't see what one has to do with the other, but sure.

you shouldn't be taking today off. that's what monday is for.

we actually found one of his supposedly original food pics on a couple food blogs one time. it was pretty fabulous.

exactly.

who wants to know?

that's fine. i was just in it for the slap @ nabs...

ahh bullshit. you enjoy the attention and you know it.

my 4yo thinks he needs a youtube channel. wife agrees, and thinks he has the ability to create enough quality content to support a channel on his own. and it's gonna be on me to run the motherfucker. look, i don't have the time to spend a few hours each week filming and editing videos, let alone building yet another brand and everything that's required for that. i mean, i'll gladly quit my day job to do all of this, if someone else wants to figure out how to pay all the bills. anyone? anyone? bueller? ...no takers?

also, this is appropriate.

i voted for all of them.

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