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Skinko Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 I wan try sum. Isnt it expensive? I don't know, but I'd put my dick in a running lawnmower blade if George Clooney told me to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Is that like nesquik mixed with coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 I'm pretty sure you have enough porn money you don't have to worry about being frugal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Those commercials almost got me, I almost bought the machine, it was like 200 bucks, which isn't a lot of money but it's enough money where if I spend that kinda money I don't wanna get disappointed that every cup of coffee doesn't make me think I'm seeing and banging George Clooney, so I didn't pull the trigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Arent they basically more expensive K-Cups? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 i don't know! Bah! Someone here has to have one of these things. Now Im curious what they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 I feel like they're a cheaper version of k cups Hmmmm Maybe? I really dont know anything about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 I would definitely buy it if it was Nic Cage instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Calling Sawdamizer[/member], since you probably know folks with the income to buy several of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Meh, coffee pot is just fine. I have a keurig but never use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 yea why would it be awesome? I should stick to regular coffees It looks so awesome but after "Latte in a Can" got me good I gotta get over the trauma before I can go trigger happy again > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 I wan try sum. Isnt it expensive? I didn't try Nespresso. I'd guess it just NESCAFÉ CAFÉ VIỆT in an Americanized package. That's not terribly expensive, just a little more than regular instant coffee and when you buy it in the right stores, it comes with a free 600 ml spill resistant cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Hmmmm Maybe? I really dont know anything about them. It's a coffee machine with pods but it makes espresso and shit, some even froth milk for caps and lattes One day I'm gonna give in and get this or the ninja espresso bar I'm so weak ::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 I didn't try Nespresso. I'd guess it just NESCAFÉ CAFÉ VIỆT in an Americanized package. That's not terribly expensive, just a little more than regular instant coffee and when you buy it in the right stores, it comes with a free 600 ml spill resistant cup. The coffee machine, not those crappy, presweetened and milkified instant coffee jump offs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 It's a coffee machine with pods but it makes espresso and shit, some even froth milk for caps and lattes Hmm that's kinda cool I guess, my coffee thing doesn't do that. And I like those "fancy" coffees that cost like 5 bucks at Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 The coffee machine, not those crappy, presweetened and milkified instant coffee jump offs Oh... you mean one of the convoluted Rube Goldberg contraptions that have so many people paying thirty dollars a pound for coffee. When I make fresh coffee at home, I'm usually fiddling with a French press or something like this: https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/epoca-3-cup-stovetop-espresso-maker/1010665957?skuId=10665957&mcid=PS_googlepla_nonbrand_coffeetea_&product_id=10665957&adpos=1o2&creative=43742633389&device=c&matchtype=&network=g&gclid=CN6A0uynidQCFUqUfgodFlUAkw Instant coffee is on the menu some times, but that's just a convenience thing when I'm away from home and don't have access to a stove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 They are neat commercials, but I find that I've been more satisfied with my coffee when I put it through a French press. I mostly use a Keurig machine to fill up a reusable K-cup with my coffee of choice, but I've been finding that it loses its bite somewhere between the machine and the cup. Not sure if Nespresso falls into these pitfalls, but I think my next step with coffee will involve something more along the lines of pour-over or slow drip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 i have bills & stuff too it's so expensive 'cuz they pay George Cloonery to be in the commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaiusIuliusCaesar Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 I wan try sum. Isnt it expensive? you could just buy a small espresso pot and make it yourself, they range in price from 10-20 dollars, and it is actually less complicated than a typical american coffee maker. You fill one compartment with espresso, one with water, twist it shut, put it on the stove, and wait until the top part fills with coffee. I've been doing it since I was a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 you could just buy a small espresso pot and make it yourself, they range in price from 10-20 dollars, and it is actually less complicated than a typical american coffee maker. You fill one compartment with espresso, one with water, twist it shut, put it on the stove, and wait until the top part fills with coffee. I've been doing it since I was a child. Also, the stove has to be on its lowest setting when you don't want espresso on the ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaiusIuliusCaesar Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Also, the stove has to be on its lowest setting when you don't want espresso on the ceiling. gas or electric? I use the latter and provided I am attentive the highest setting works fine. the trick is to shut it off when the coffee fills the pot halfway. usually takes about 10 minutes. I rarely burn it that way, I hate burned espresso, it is the grossest taste imaginable. This is the kind of pot I use, and advocate. and this is my favorite brand of espresso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 they lure you in with hopes that its like banging George Clooney, when in reality its more like banging danny DeVito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Calling Sawdamizer[/member], since you probably know folks with the income to buy several of these. Lol you guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Liar, you totally want to buy it because of Danny DeVito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Lol you guys Laughing at us poorer folk is not an answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Laughing at us poorer folk is not an answer. Well he wouldn't know, he has a personal barista doesn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 He said drink nespresso. U could put ur dick in it That sounds a lot safer than the scenario I layed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 a lot sexier too Maybe I'm into boning lawnmowers. You kink shaming me, homie? </3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 I've been avoiding this thread but it was inevitable that my head would take the typo in the subject to: "Get thee to a Cloonery!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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