bnmjy Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 I imagine the genitals of either sex would be far too massive to be pleasurable, unless of course one is masochistic or likes fucking caverns.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 What about a lamia? No. And in case you ask, not a mermaid either.
stilgar Posted April 20, 2017 Author Posted April 20, 2017 No. And in case you ask, not a mermaid either. What about a dullahan?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 What about a dullahan? I don't even know what that is.
Ric Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 What about a dullahan? Yeah, I'd fuck the headless horseman.
stilgar Posted April 20, 2017 Author Posted April 20, 2017 My birthday is Dec. 15th....I am a centaur.
ghostrek Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Male or female, doesn't matter which? no, i am not into sleeping with horse people
stilgar Posted April 20, 2017 Author Posted April 20, 2017 no, i am not into sleeping with horse people But you got a horse dick.
Still Me Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 is that technically beastiality?....no....not on the ideal I couldn't love a mythical creature...but dat horse dick doe....rip y'all in half....and I prefer the male sex to female so I'll pass on the female option....
stilgar Posted April 20, 2017 Author Posted April 20, 2017 i like human women You gotta take what you can get ghostie.
Still Me Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 I'd do this Centraur :fap: his dick would be a fucking drill
Kudasai Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 his dick would be a fucking drill Turns out this Centaur is really a she
Still Me Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Turns out this Centaur is really a she what no tits? I'm calling rupaul for a ruling
scoobdog Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 i like human women Human women like horse dick too.
MEXobiologist Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Debate over whether or not that is bestiality aside... no. I don't think I would because as others have pointed out, I assume the D would just be too much.
ghostrek Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 You gotta take what you can get ghostie. there not real
scoobdog Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Debate over whether or not that is bestiality aside... no. I don't think I would because as others have pointed out, I assume the D would just be too much. ....but not this woman.
1pooh4u Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 lol, shit around here just gets stranger and stranger >
ghostrek Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 lol, shit around here just gets stranger and stranger > yes it is
1pooh4u Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 yes it is so were you fucking or not fucking a centaur >
ghostrek Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 so were you fucking or not fucking a centaur > not
stilgar Posted April 20, 2017 Author Posted April 20, 2017 lol, shit around here just gets stranger and stranger > You're welcome. Also, this thread was inspired by a ghostrek typo.
GaiusIuliusCaesar Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 No, but given the nature of a centaur I don't imagine I would have much choice in the matter. It is a very good thing they don't exist, or I'd be carrying a spear around with me everytime I went into the woods.
CAC Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Finally, an honest person. I mean she would have to be hot but still yes.
Juice McKenzie Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 I would straight up fuck Rachne's spider hole
stilgar Posted April 20, 2017 Author Posted April 20, 2017 I would straight up fuck Rachne's spider hole Me too.
stilgar Posted April 20, 2017 Author Posted April 20, 2017 I would take a male centaur but he could kill me in one thrust. Mr Hands style. That's all part of the thrill tho right? Make sure you film it.
stilgar Posted April 20, 2017 Author Posted April 20, 2017 if I film it, it has to be a unicorn Are you gonna want the dick or the horn.
stilgar Posted April 20, 2017 Author Posted April 20, 2017 the dick. I was want the film to be called the last uniporn Ok, someone needs to make the porn of this. Of course it will just be a guy with a giant dick fucking people while there is a horn attached to his head but it needs to be made.
mochi Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 I would take a male centaur but he could kill me in one thrust. Mr Hands style. That's all part of the thrill tho right? Then again, I always joke about sucking horse dick b/c ppl call me a size queen, but tbh, the smell yuck. Horse smell bothers me a lot. So I probably couldn't do it. Unless centaurs smell different. I think horses smell nice Cows and Pigs not so much
stilgar Posted April 20, 2017 Author Posted April 20, 2017 NO! REAL HORSE PENIS OR GTFO! I TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF A LEGAL PORN VIDEO!
StarPanda Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Doesn't sound very appealing, maybe if I got drunk enough I could go for it but idk
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