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Just now, André Toulon said:

Didn't you ask for this to be deleted, and now you just put it back. 

Yeah, be glad I'm not Benji because I'd definitely ban your ass for this shit. 

Matter of fact, reporty, port port...

 

Benji is a mod?!

*kegelspasm*

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3 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Didn't you ask for this to be deleted, and now you just put it back. 

Yeah, be glad I'm not Benji because I'd definitely ban your ass for this shit. 

Matter of fact, reporty, port port...

 

You always say I derail my own threads and change the subject.  I caught one of you in the act, this time.  So, I'm entitled to a do over.

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André Toulon Monster Mutant

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4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You always say I derail my own threads and change the subject.  I caught one of you in the act, this time.  So, I'm entitled to a do over.

I didn't even post in this clown ass thread the first time you accidental pregnancy, and wouldn't this time if i wasn't sure you'd instantly say some stupid shit

Like, you know for there to be a derail, there has to be a topic....not a braindead, unclear opinion and a video that does nothing to validate that.

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4 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I didn't even post in this clown ass thread the first time you accidental pregnancy, and wouldn't this time if i wasn't sure you'd instantly say some stupid shit

Like, you know for there to be a derail, there has to be a topic....not a braindead, unclear opinion and a video that does nothing to validate that.

I'm talking about your past performance here, Dootymancer.

And yes, the video does in fact confirm my statement, if you would bother to actually listen to what Yvette herself has said in it.

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12 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

  I caught one of you in the act, this time.  

 

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'm talking about your past performance here, Dootymancer.

 

This is the board equivalent of stepping on a rake and it smacking you in the face

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There’s nothing wrong with what she said. They aren’t voters yet but they count during a census which uses population to determine how many reps districts get and whether or not the district will exist or get absorbed into another district. It’s not gerrymandering manipulation that the GOP loves so much. 
 

this is a nothing burger 

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Just now, André Toulon said:

I have no idea, i turn my brain off when talking to him... otherwise it isnt fun

Cuz he called you “Dootymancer” and idk if that was a reference to the constipation diagram that Benj posted 😆

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7 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

There’s nothing wrong with what she said. They aren’t voters yet but they count during a census which uses population to determine how many reps districts get and whether or not the district will exist or get absorbed into another district. It’s not gerrymandering manipulation that the GOP loves so much. 
 

this is a nothing burger 

It's called holding your thumb on the scales.

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It's called holding your thumb on the scales.

Uh, no it isn’t. Holding your thumbs on the scales is when politicians make districts that aren’t even contiguous neighborhoods just to get more registered republicans than democrats, basically leaving entire communities without true representation 

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1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

There you go, trying to define shit again. 

Yeah, he should explain how it’s placing her thumbs on the scales when the people she’s referring to can’t even vote. 

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42 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

wtf is a “Dootymancer” 

can someone hurry up and push his shit in so we can disappear this thread into the void 😆

I just assumed it meant Kenny was afraid Buddy could resurrect shit.

Like literally resurrect it - put on some crazy robe, maybe sacrifice Leather Roc or something, and than the turds in Kenny's toilet stand up and start mocking him.

"We're literal shit and even we think you're full of it."

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1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

I just assumed it meant Kenny was afraid Buddy could resurrect shit.

Like literally resurrect it - put on some crazy robe, maybe sacrifice Leather Roc or something, and than the turds in Kenny's toilet stand up and start mocking him.

"We're literal shit and even we think you're full of it."

Oh so he was confusing Buddy with Mr. Hanky? 😆

 

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1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

Yeah, he should explain how it’s placing her thumbs on the scales when the people she’s referring to can’t even vote. 

Representatives are allocated according to population size, not the number of voters.  So, dumping twenty or thirty thousand more people into a district would split the district and double the number of available representatives.

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5 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

oh fuck right off. that's not how that works. not at all. nor the reasoning. 

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sca_esv=4508815ad7680cb8&sxsrf=AE3TifP3SMAKtkf_gwBhcXIrCYh6YY8opA:1753300330193&q=what+determines+the+number+of+representatives+for+each+state%3F&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwino_ba4NOOAxUqwskDHUQgDvcQ1QJ6BAhGEAE&biw=384&bih=756&dpr=2.81

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8 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Representatives are allocated according to population size, not the number of voters.  So, dumping twenty or thirty thousand more people into a district would split the district and double the number of available representatives.

then why did republicans spend the past four years bussing non-citizens to blue districts

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5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Representatives are allocated according to population size, not the number of voters.  So, dumping twenty or thirty thousand more people into a district would split the district and double the number of available representatives.

I didn’t say they were allocated based on voters I specifically said based off population. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to maintain population size to keep districts as they are. NY already has had a steady decline of seats currently we have 26 but the state has always benefited from a bustling immigrant population. She wasn’t saying to bus them in, like how Abbott and Desantis did. She simply stated facts. She’s got no issue with migrants and stated redistricting as a reason. It’s not her fault conservatives are so hateful that they cut their noses to spite their faces. 

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1 minute ago, Raptorpat said:

and double the size of their districts after the next census? seems silly to me

He doesn’t understand how what she said is a big nothing burger and isn’t even as egregious as say, gerrymandering districts so that US Reps are more likely to be republican, or making the state and local level more conservative than the state actually is, leading to more conservative judges and justices, whatever the case 

He also doesn’t get that conservatives have been trying to get non citizens removed from being counted on the census for years now. He doesn’t realize videos like this are nothing more than rage bait in the hopes of getting idiots like him behind the idea so they can finally make it happen. 
 

he probably doesn’t care about any of that. It’s his fetish to misunderstand political topics so other people will beat him upside the head. Figuratively speaking ofc 

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3 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Representatives are allocated according to population size, not the number of voters.  So, dumping twenty or thirty thousand more people into a district would split the district and double the number of available representatives.

Like does he think adding people consolidates power in urban districts (which are almost universally blue) when it actually defuses that power and gives Republicans a better chance to break off conservative neighborhoods?

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4 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So the Democrats could see who they were letting in.

Drumpf pardoned nearly 1600 people who were caught and found guilty of participating in the Jan 6th insurrection. Their actions ranged from breaking windows to beating cops to smearing feces on walls to destroying offices/stealing from said offices. Currently at least a baker's dozen of those 'very special people' are back in prison awaiting sentences for other horrible crimes, some including child rape. At least a couple have been blown away by cops for their repeated bad behavior. 

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Why is this nothing burger of idiocy thread back on my mufukking front page? Why haven’t the mods removed this bullshit? Damn, everyone slacking right now, huh?

In that spirit, fuck it.

OK did it. Also, Jay-Z is overrated as Hell. There. I said it. 

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