The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 11:30 PM Author Posted Tuesday at 11:30 PM 4 minutes ago, André Toulon said: So now you had a 401k? Look dude, in case i wasn't clear with my last statement, were done here. I know i didnt actually say that, but that seems to be how you like to communicate It's a non traditional pension. Yes, a pension that was set up with a fiduciary instead of letting the employer manage the funds. Now, you know who the fiduciary is and that's all you asked me to prove. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 11:31 PM Posted Tuesday at 11:31 PM She instructed me to spread my legs apart, and expose my penis and genitals to her. She then hooked her right leg over of the back of my left leg and had be put both of my hands around my back. She grabbed my right wrist ad held it firmly. The next thing I knew (and felt) was her slipping a large anal plug and slip it deeply into my anus. Over the nest 30 minutes, I was spanked hard enough by her that it brought tears to my eyes, and despite the unbelievable burning and stinging of her pain from her strikes to my naked bare buttocks, I had to count out each of her 80 strikes! 3 Quote
Top Gun Posted Wednesday at 03:34 AM Posted Wednesday at 03:34 AM Packard sure puts the douche in fiduciary. ...I'm here all week. 1 4 Quote
lupin_bebop Posted Friday at 05:50 PM Posted Friday at 05:50 PM On 8/5/2025 at 12:08 PM, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Okay, do you really think any money is kept in perpetuity for any person who will never be eligible to collect on it, with his name on it? Swing and a miss. Not 1, not 2, but 3 strikes. All in one fell swoop. You struck out, my dude 1 Quote
lupin_bebop Posted Friday at 05:52 PM Posted Friday at 05:52 PM @[classic swim] The FUCK did I just read? 4 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Friday at 05:59 PM Author Posted Friday at 05:59 PM 7 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Swing and a miss. Not 1, not 2, but 3 strikes. All in one fell swoop. You struck out, my dude Okay, so what do YOU think happens to abandoned pension money? Quote
[classic swim] Posted Friday at 06:04 PM Posted Friday at 06:04 PM 11 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: @[classic swim] The FUCK did I just read? Love. 1 3 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 01:52 AM Author Posted yesterday at 01:52 AM 6 hours ago, naraku360 said: You get defensive like he’s a personal friend. You do realize Trump doesn't know, nor care, who you are, right? He doesn't need to. Quote
naraku360 Posted yesterday at 02:06 AM Posted yesterday at 02:06 AM (edited) 13 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: He doesn't need to. His penis is too teeny tiny to make it through a gloryhole, so yeah, he probably does need to if you want to suck him off so bad. Edited yesterday at 02:06 AM by naraku360 1 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 02:12 AM Author Posted yesterday at 02:12 AM 4 minutes ago, naraku360 said: His penis is too teeny tiny to make it through a gloryhole, so yeah, he probably does need to if you want to suck him off so bad. I'd be satisfied if he just clears the sidewalks before the end of his term. That's why he was elected. Quote
Insipid Posted yesterday at 02:15 AM Posted yesterday at 02:15 AM 2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: I'd be satisfied if he just clears the sidewalks before the end of his term. That's why he was elected. I agree. If he sends your ass to an insane asylum where it belongs he may very well be a truly wonderful president. 1 1 Quote
SwimOdin Posted yesterday at 02:19 AM Posted yesterday at 02:19 AM 7 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: I'd be satisfied if he just clears the sidewalks before the end of his term. That's why he was elected. Be specific with your meaning here. Quote
Insipid Posted yesterday at 02:26 AM Posted yesterday at 02:26 AM (edited) 9 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: Be specific with your meaning here. This is the hero gemini's wife left him for. Edited yesterday at 02:29 AM by Insipid Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 02:51 AM Author Posted yesterday at 02:51 AM 30 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: Be specific with your meaning here. We have laws against loitering. They need to be enforced again. Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted yesterday at 03:03 AM Posted yesterday at 03:03 AM 12 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: We have laws against loitering. They need to be enforced again. Yeah, enforcing loitering laws was definitely one of Trump's biggest campaign promises. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 03:12 AM Author Posted yesterday at 03:12 AM 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yeah, enforcing loitering laws was definitely one of Trump's biggest campaign promises. To address an issue, sometimes a roundabout path is to be taken. I know what he's doing. Quote
PenguinBoss Posted yesterday at 03:25 AM Posted yesterday at 03:25 AM 12 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: To address an issue, sometimes a roundabout path is to be taken. I know what he's doing. That's interesting, because he doesn't. 1 Quote
lupin_bebop Posted yesterday at 04:11 AM Posted yesterday at 04:11 AM 10 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Okay, so what do YOU think happens to abandoned pension money? Sigh. It is basically just held like any other money that’s unclaimed from an employer. You can literally fill out a form for the Department of Labor to claim it. Or call your local your local employment office to have them arrange for you to pick up a check. Depends on the state. Hell, you can call the company that holds the policy and have them transfer it, or cash it out, if eligible Fuck, how do you not….you know what? You’re a fucking idiot. Of course you don’t know. 1 Quote
stilgar Posted yesterday at 04:16 AM Posted yesterday at 04:16 AM It's funny packard is complaining about loitering when he does that all the time at Shoprite. 2 2 Quote
Top Gun Posted yesterday at 04:42 AM Posted yesterday at 04:42 AM Can we split fuckstain's posts out of here so he doesn't shit up yet another thread? 2 Quote
naraku360 Posted yesterday at 07:19 AM Posted yesterday at 07:19 AM 5 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: I'd be satisfied if he just clears the hole in the bathroom stall and takes a leak on my face. That's why he was elected. Uhhhhh...... 3 Quote
rpgamer Posted yesterday at 10:26 AM Posted yesterday at 10:26 AM 5 hours ago, Top Gun said: Can we split fuckstain's posts out of here so he doesn't shit up yet another thread? I thought odin warned him like a month ago to stop shitting up threads or he'd end up banned. Yet another empty campaign promise... Quote
André Toulon Posted yesterday at 10:52 AM Posted yesterday at 10:52 AM (edited) 32 minutes ago, rpgamer said: I thought odin warned him like a month ago to stop shitting up threads or he'd end up banned. Yet another empty campaign promise... Odin isnt paid to police the echo chamber 24/7 (or at all). And stupidity isn't against the rules. What i believe Odin told him, before he banned him, was that he didnt care if he had shit opinions, he just wasn't going to be allowed to argue like a baby. I guess that's open to interpretation, but to me that means arguing a point after its been proven false. These few recent posts here are indeed stupid...but i think he's fully allowed to believe Trump is playing a game of chess here....I dont normally respond to him in CE, because I know these are serious discussions and he's an unserious dope. I'm getting away from my point. I'm not a fan of tossing other users under the bus, so I'll only speak for me.....But Packard is truly powerless without my involvement. He's here for attention, and when engaged.... he's already won. I just have this insatiable itch that needs to be scratched and that's what he is to me. So ban me. This isn't Odin's fault... it's whomever gives him the springboard. Because iirc, Odin also said that he hopes we all comply with avoiding assisting him with these circular arguments. Maybe if we catch bans for perpetually handing him the microphone, he wouldn't have the momentum to do this. Edited yesterday at 11:00 AM by André Toulon Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 11:08 AM Author Posted yesterday at 11:08 AM (edited) 8 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Sigh. It is basically just held like any other money that’s unclaimed from an employer. You can literally fill out a form for the Department of Labor to claim it. Or call your local your local employment office to have them arrange for you to pick up a check. Depends on the state. Hell, you can call the company that holds the policy and have them transfer it, or cash it out, if eligible Fuck, how do you not….you know what? You’re a fucking idiot. Of course you don’t know. That's assuming the workers know all that. The reality: Two out of five don't stay long enough to vest. The ermployer contributions stay in a general fund, mixed with the contributions of the three who did stay. That gives the fiduciary that manages the funding more leverage to invest with, and so the people who stay see stronger growth. I don't have exact figures because I only have access to my own account information. Let's simplify. David and Steve worked for two years, didn't vest and had contributions totaling $6,000. Martha, Chuck and Mark stayed five years, vested, and had contributions totaling $9,000. That means $15,000 are available for the fiduciary to invest. That's more leverage and more interest gain for Martha, Chuck and Mark's accounts. Money from anybody who did not vest is very seldom claimed. What if David and Steve decide to claim their portion? They get their employer contributions back, not the full monthly benefits, meaning the interest is going to Martha, Chuck and Mark to pay their monthly benefits. Edited 23 hours ago by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
naraku360 Posted yesterday at 11:16 AM Posted yesterday at 11:16 AM 8 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: That's assuming of the workers know all that. The reality: Two out of five don't stay long enough to vest. The ermployer contributions stay in a general fund, mixed with the contributions of the three who did stay. That gives the fiduciary that manages the funding more leverage to invest with, and so the people who stay see stronger growth. I don't have exact figures because I only have access to my own account information. Let's simplify. David and Steve worked for two years, didn't vest and had contributions totaling $6,000. Martha, Chuck and Mark stayed five years, vested, and had contributions totaling $9,000. That means $15,000 are available for the fiduciary to invest. That's more leverage and more interest gain for Martha, Chuck and Mark's accounts. Money from anybody who did not vest is very seldom claimed. What if David and Steve decide to claim their portion? They get their employer contributions back, not the full monthly benefits, meaning the interest is going to Martha, Chuck and Mark to pay their monthly benefits. Prove it. 3 Quote
naraku360 Posted yesterday at 11:23 AM Posted yesterday at 11:23 AM 30 minutes ago, André Toulon said: This isn't Odin's fault... it's whomever gives him the springboard. 5 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 11:36 AM Author Posted yesterday at 11:36 AM 7 hours ago, stilgar said: It's funny packard is complaining about loitering when he does that all the time at Shoprite. I'm a paying customer, sitting at the only outdoor table for my meal. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 11:40 AM Author Posted yesterday at 11:40 AM 20 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Prove it. You're talking about shit I never heard of. Even back when my Dad passed away, all I got from his union was his severance, not any part of his pension. Nobody gets the monthly benefits without vesting. 1 Quote
naraku360 Posted yesterday at 11:54 AM Posted yesterday at 11:54 AM 13 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: You're talking about shit I never heard of. Prove it. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted yesterday at 11:56 AM Author Posted yesterday at 11:56 AM 1 minute ago, naraku360 said: Prove it. How about YOU show Me anybody who has EVER received a monthly benefit without vesting? Quote
naraku360 Posted yesterday at 11:58 AM Posted yesterday at 11:58 AM Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: How about YOU show Me anybody who has EVER received a monthly benefit without vesting? Prove it. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago 26 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Prove it. No. YOU made the claim that people could get their benefits without vesting. Quote
naraku360 Posted 23 hours ago Posted 23 hours ago 15 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: No. YOU made the claim that people could get their benefits without vesting. Prove it. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago 11 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Prove it. I'm not going to waste my time, trying to disprove YOUR claim. Quote
André Toulon Posted 23 hours ago Posted 23 hours ago *wastes time making threads that get evaporated instead* 3 Quote
1pooh4u Posted 20 hours ago Posted 20 hours ago 2 hours ago, André Toulon said: *wastes time making threads that get evaporated instead* That’s what happens when someone makes dumb fuckin threads where his “question” was already answered in 2 other threads. Fuckin clown is what Packard is 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted 18 hours ago Posted 18 hours ago 5 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: I'm a paying customer, sitting at the only outdoor table for my meal. You know, that's EXACTLY what the homeless say when they are parked at a local grocery store's only outside table, usually holding a can of pop that they may or may not have actually paid for from the store and asking people for money or smokes. 1 Quote
mthor Posted 18 hours ago Posted 18 hours ago 6 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: I'm a paying customer, sitting at the only outdoor table for my meal. You're a human hemmorhoid, taking up space in the employee break area at a grocery store. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted 18 hours ago Author Posted 18 hours ago 6 minutes ago, mthor said: You're a human hemmorhoid, taking up space in the employee break area at a grocery store. What space? It's a picnic table for eight and I never see more than three others there. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted 18 hours ago Author Posted 18 hours ago 15 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: You know, that's EXACTLY what the homeless say when they are parked at a local grocery store's only outside table, usually holding a can of pop that they may or may not have actually paid for from the store and asking people for money or smokes. That's why I keep the receipts and never ask for anything. Quote
mthor Posted 17 hours ago Posted 17 hours ago (edited) 1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: What space? It's a picnic table for eight and I never see more than three others there. It doesn't matter if nobody is there - you're not an employee and you're not welcome. You are tolerated, and that only because it's not worth the fuss that would inevitably result from you being told to go elsewhere. Edited 17 hours ago by mthor 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted 17 hours ago Author Posted 17 hours ago 4 minutes ago, mthor said: It doesn't if nobody is there - you're not an employee and you're not welcome. You are tolerated, and that only because it's not worth the fuss that would inevitably result from you being told to go elsewhere. Or, management is indifferent and sometimes the employees get chatty, even before I say anything. Quote
stilgar Posted 17 hours ago Posted 17 hours ago 7 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: I'm a paying customer, sitting at the only outdoor table for my meal. No, you are loitering in an employee area. 1 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted 17 hours ago Author Posted 17 hours ago 12 minutes ago, stilgar said: No, you are loitering in an employee area. No objections from anybody. Quote
mthor Posted 17 hours ago Posted 17 hours ago 4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: No objections from anybody. That you know of. 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted 17 hours ago Posted 17 hours ago (edited) 21 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: No objections from anybody. And that, my good sir, is called empathy for another human who is down on his luck. They likely believe you eat there so the bigger bums dont beat you up for your food Edited 16 hours ago by André Toulon 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted 17 hours ago Author Posted 17 hours ago Just now, André Toulon said: Amd that, my good sir, is called empathy for another human who is down on his luck. The likely believe you eat there so the bigger bums dont beat you up for your food Not a bum within miles of that area. If you wanna see some bums, go to Fifth and Lehigh. Quote
André Toulon Posted 16 hours ago Posted 16 hours ago 3 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Not a bum within miles of that area. If you wanna see some bums, go to Fifth and Lehigh. See....this is what we're all talking about. I didn't say there were bums in that area...in fact, the implication is that there are no bums in that area to steal your food. You are just not worth engaging because you're stupid...not your opinions, your political views, or your thinly veiled bigotry...just your astronomical stupidity 1 Quote
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