Old ass shock site bullshit

[André Toulon]

Before I begin, I'm not asking anyone to link to anything. I'm not interested in actually seeing any of this shit again, and I doubt anyone wants it on our main boards. I'm just trying to recall some of it.

So I remember when that shock shit was extra popular and I'm just trying to recall some of the classics...I will list the ones I've been sitting here thinking about, but I just want y'all to jog my memory.

2 girls 1 cup

Cock chopper

Goatsee

Tubgirl

Pain Olympics

Mr hands

Lemon party

That taliban beheading shit

Fuck, see this is how shitty my memory is. I had 10 locked and loaded before I started this thread but already can't remember all of those...

It wasn't one of the one I was thinking about but I remember a ?snub/snuff? film clip that I remember never finding out if it was real....

Help an old man out here.

Edited May 20, 2024 by André Toulon

[scoobdog]

I'm no help because I am also an old man and I haven't heard of half the things you brought up.  Would the whole "Faces of Death" bullshit be part of this?

[[classic swim]]

43 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

2 girls 2 cup

It’s actually 2 girls 1 cup.

[Insipid]

1 guy 1 jar 😱

[[classic swim]]

There was that weird porn chick who ate a mouse while it was still alive and went to jail for it.

[Raptorpat]

I remember a couple friends were over when I lived at my mom's in college and we were waiting for something before leaving and one friend decided to show 2g1c to the other friend who had never heard of it.

So he has a meltdown watching it for obvious reasons which was all good fun etc., but it was my mom's computer in the living room, so I'm all "shit now I gotta scrub that from the history" and we go on our way after.

Apparently I didn't fully delete it because fast forward to next day and I'm on campus and my stepfather calls me and asks me why I was looking at porn on my mom's computer and how to delete it before she finds it. So now I feel obligated to explain over the phone that it's "not really porn, it's a shock site" and what a shock site is because I can't have people thinking I was looking at that for porn purposes.

He was apparently not successful either, because fast forward to either that night or the next day and my mom calls me and lectures me about pornography and how it's disrespectful to women and I'm like "MA IT IS A SHOCK SITE THAT BRETT PULLED UP TO PRANK VINNY, I WASNT LOOKING AT PORN ON YOUR COMPUTER IN THE LIVING ROOM"

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

It’s actually 2 girls 1 cup.

Oh I'll fix that. That's a fat finger thing

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, Insipid said:

1 guy 1 jar 😱

Oh yeah, I remember that

[The_annoying_one]

I don’t know what kind of weird shit y’all used to look at on the internet. I was a good boy……..

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

I'm no help because I am also an old man and I haven't heard of half the things you brought up.  Would the whole "Faces of Death" bullshit be part of this?

....the TV show?

I.....probably wouldn't count it 

[André Toulon]

3 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I don’t know what kind of weird shit y’all used to look at on the internet. I was a good boy……..

I ran into a lot of it on 4chan back when I had no discernment in my link clicks, but I actually had to look for 2g1c. 

[scoobdog]

57 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

....the TV show?

I.....probably wouldn't count it 

It’s originally a movie, I think.  I thought there was a related website at some point, but it looks like it might have been something else called Rotten, maybe?  I wasn’t going to mess around with that shit.

[André Toulon]

2 hours ago, scoobdog said:

It’s originally a movie, I think.  I thought there was a related website at some point, but it looks like it might have been something else called Rotten, maybe?  I wasn’t going to mess around with that shit.

Something awful was another big one but yeah, rotten existed.

[discolé monade]

those whipper snappers and their cups, and their 4chan. 

[Top Gun]

I know about half of those but Goatse was the all-time classic.

[André Toulon]

So Benji was the only helpful one here....not that I hold that against any of the rest of you....it just means y'all were probably doing much better shit with the Internet than I was.

Probably using lime wire or some shit...

Or on ASMB.

So let's derail this turd....what did y'all do on the Internet in the early 00s

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

 

So let's derail this turd....what did y'all do on the Internet in the early 00s

Same thing I do today.... message boards.

[discolé monade]

early 00's i don't believe i even had access (own computer) until '04, and then i was sniffing out asmb, and would look, but never signed up, until '07.

but i was working 2 jobs, and 3 kids, so. not much. 

i think i looked at pron, but wasn't really my cup. (<_<)

i honestly think i was just jazzin' up myspace. changing the music, or the theme. writing erotica (lol)

 

[André Toulon]

Omfg, Myspace ....

Honestly, I wish it was still around

[MasqueradeOverture]

1 Lunatic 1 Icepick is an artistic masterpiece.

"I feel so extraordinary, something's got a hold on me..."

[Raptorpat]

4 hours ago, André Toulon said:

turd....what did y'all do on the Internet in the early 00s

learning the distinction between shock sites and legitimate porn, ma

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

1 Lunatic 1 Icepick is an artistic masterpiece.

"I feel so extraordinary, something's got a hold on me..."

Never heard of that one and I hate despite my laziness, one day this is going to dig it's way out of the back of my brain and I'm gonna look for it

[scoobdog]

5 hours ago, André Toulon said:

So Benji was the only helpful one here....not that I hold that against any of the rest of you....it just means y'all were probably doing much better shit with the Internet than I was.

You're telling me 1 guy 1 jar was actually something?

[André Toulon]

6 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

You're telling me 1 guy 1 jar was actually something?

Yeah.... probably one of the ones that made me cringe the most. Dude sphincter crushed a jar and....well

 

Oh shit, that made me remember one of the original ones i was thinking about....the nose waterfall.

When that politician shot himself on tv

A newscaster did it too but I don't think I saw that on a shock site. Pretty sure I saw it on Facebook before they got super lame with what you can post

Edited May 21, 2024 by André Toulon

[scoobdog]

I guess I'm glad someone is documenting this so I know what not to look up.

[MasqueradeOverture]

17 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Never heard of that one and I hate despite my laziness, one day this is going to dig it's way out of the back of my brain and I'm gonna look for it

Dude literally ate ass like cake

[Insipid]

5 minutes ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

Dude literally ate ass like cake

Luka Magnotta, the gay porn actor who also enjoyed killing cats. 

I remember when that video first came out in 2012. The bastard fled the country, Canada, and flew to Germany. He was caught in an internet cafe.

 

There's a documentary on Netflix about the whole thing now.

[André Toulon]

14 minutes ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

Dude literally ate ass like cake

Ok, with this and Benji's post....yeah, I did know about that one.

[molarbear]

On 5/21/2024 at 6:23 AM, André Toulon said:

So Benji was the only helpful one here....not that I hold that against any of the rest of you....it just means y'all were probably doing much better shit with the Internet than I was.

Probably using lime wire or some shit...

Or on ASMB.

So let's derail this turd....what did y'all do on the Internet in the early 00s

what were the original VHS ones back from the late 90's early 2000's?

My brother's friend had a copy of one, had a guy getting eaten by an alligator.... Faces of Death?

I saw tubgirl on rotten back in the day, that's also where I saw harley guy (supposedly it was a motorcycle accident with no helmet, but it was highly speculated to be a failed suicide via shotgun...due to the damage)

Rotten also had train kid... who got hit by a train, and they had a picture of what was left of his face laying next to the tracks

My friends and I went kind of hard on that site one summer just trying to see who could one up the others by finding the more grotesque photo... that was kind of the beginning and end of my ventures in that part of the internet

 

 

 

[PhilosipherStoned]

Last shock I got was some russian dude blowing his head off in a suicide on one of those 'leaks' sites. Wouldn't even want to find a # tag on  that shit anyway, but that one's pretty damn old by now. 

In more recent news, and I may have to look this one up just to even remember the full scene because it was really fucked. My CM was trying to show me vid footage, but I think that got quickly censored from when he saw it..**sighs**

A guy was attempting a car jacking and I think it was the dudes work truck he was trying to steal even, but the victim  pulls his concealed carry and shoots the dude point  blank while the jacker is entering the vehicle. However the assailant quickly backs up and rams the shooter head on with the truck sending his body flying like a ragdoll. 

yeah not sure if my curiousity is strong enough to look that one up again either. 

 

[1pooh4u]

I remember Mason jar breaking up ass guy.  I swear there was a guy who died from fuckin a horse or some shit like that. 

[André Toulon]

6 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

I remember Mason jar breaking up ass guy.  I swear there was a guy who died from fuckin a horse or some shit like that. 

1 guy 1 jar and Mr Hands