André Toulon Posted February 2, 2024 Posted February 2, 2024 Whaddya call a drunken brawl between Clowns.... A BrewHaha 🥁 6 Quote
TrigunBebop Posted February 2, 2024 Posted February 2, 2024 When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. 1 6 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 3, 2024 Posted February 3, 2024 one time, i was kidnapped by mimes. they did unspeakable things to me. 2 6 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 3, 2024 Posted February 3, 2024 How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 2 6 Quote
André Toulon Posted February 3, 2024 Author Posted February 3, 2024 4 replies...this is a win, seriously only expected one and he didn't even show. I'll keep waiting 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 3, 2024 Posted February 3, 2024 14 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. That took me way too long to get. 1 Quote
TrigunBebop Posted February 3, 2024 Posted February 3, 2024 What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run from the law? A small medium at large. 6 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 3, 2024 Posted February 3, 2024 What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts. This ain’t no ordinary blowjob! 4 Quote
MasqueradeOverture Posted February 3, 2024 Posted February 3, 2024 What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Genocide. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 3, 2024 Posted February 3, 2024 Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon will cure it. 1 6 Quote
TrigunBebop Posted February 4, 2024 Posted February 4, 2024 What do you call a tiny dog? A subwoofer. 1 5 Quote
André Toulon Posted February 5, 2024 Author Posted February 5, 2024 I swear I'm not racist.... But I really hate NASCAR 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 5, 2024 Posted February 5, 2024 I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing. 5 Quote
molarbear Posted February 5, 2024 Posted February 5, 2024 What's a pirate's favorite letter? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it be the C 1 5 Quote
André Toulon Posted February 5, 2024 Author Posted February 5, 2024 17 minutes ago, molarbear said: What's a pirate's favorite letter? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it be the C Nice...you thought you heard the punchline then BOOM, outta nowhere....Haymakerline 3 Quote
TrigunBebop Posted February 6, 2024 Posted February 6, 2024 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 6, 2024 Posted February 6, 2024 There are 11 kinds of people: those who get binary and those who don’t. 3 Quote
TrigunBebop Posted February 7, 2024 Posted February 7, 2024 What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line. 3 1 Quote
GuyBeardmane Posted February 7, 2024 Posted February 7, 2024 What do you call a black man who sells you drugs? A pharmacist. What do you call a gay man who flies a plane? A pilot. 2 2 Quote
GuyBeardmane Posted February 7, 2024 Posted February 7, 2024 What time is the best time to schedule a dental appointment? Tooth-Hurty Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. Why do firefighters wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up. 5 Quote
Insipid Posted February 7, 2024 Posted February 7, 2024 Which reindeer always has to clean the toilet? Comet. 6 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 10, 2024 Posted February 10, 2024 dr.: your body has run out of magnesium me: O mg 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 11, 2024 Posted February 11, 2024 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 11, 2024 Posted February 11, 2024 *ahem* a steak pun is a rare medium well done. 1 3 Quote
TrigunBebop Posted February 11, 2024 Posted February 11, 2024 What kind of artist never has any money? A Baroque artist. 1 Quote
Insipid Posted February 14, 2024 Posted February 14, 2024 On 2/6/2024 at 9:34 PM, GuyBeardmane said: What do you call a gay man who flies a plane? A pilot. I can't resist. John Travolta Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 14, 2024 Posted February 14, 2024 Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? He woke up. 2 Quote
TrigunBebop Posted February 15, 2024 Posted February 15, 2024 What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1 1 3 Quote
André Toulon Posted February 15, 2024 Author Posted February 15, 2024 On 2/13/2024 at 10:19 PM, The_annoying_one said: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? He woke up. I didn't get this at 6pm....I just got it. 1 2 Quote
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2024 Posted March 25, 2024 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because its p is silent. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 25, 2024 Posted March 25, 2024 Bacon & eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.” 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 25, 2024 Posted March 25, 2024 i'm gonna' do it. i'm gonna'... i'm doing it.... *ahem* a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks..... WHY THE LONG FACE? 5 Quote
TrigunBebop Posted March 27, 2024 Posted March 27, 2024 A blind man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 27, 2024 Posted March 27, 2024 ok ok.. a blind man walks into a department store with his seeing eye dog. he walks to the middle of the store, stops, starts swinging the dog around... an employee comes running up to him, and exclaims 'what are you doing?' the bling man says, 'i'm just looking around'. get it. looking...around. eh...piss off. 5 Quote
Gemini Posted March 27, 2024 Posted March 27, 2024 Here's an old'n, but a good'n that I first heard on an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus. What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG! 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 28, 2024 Posted March 28, 2024 What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1 3 Quote
TrigunBebop Posted March 31, 2024 Posted March 31, 2024 (edited) What brand of vehicle does a Jedi drive? Toyoda. Edited March 31, 2024 by TrigunBebop 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 31, 2024 Posted March 31, 2024 What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. 4 Quote
naraku360 Posted April 1, 2024 Posted April 1, 2024 What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? Aye, matey! 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 3, 2024 Posted April 3, 2024 Girl: “You really need to stop these dad jokes. They’re embarrassing.” Dad: “How am I supposed to do that?” Girl: “Whatever means necessary.” Dad: “No, it doesn’t.” 6 Quote
GuyBeardmane Posted April 4, 2024 Posted April 4, 2024 Where's the best place to find taste buds? I forgot, but it's on the tip of my tongue. 2 4 Quote
TrigunBebop Posted April 8, 2024 Posted April 8, 2024 If you're American when you enter the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European 5 Quote
viperxmns Posted April 9, 2024 Posted April 9, 2024 How does the man in the moon cut his hair? eclipse it, mate! [stolen joke] 4 Quote
André Toulon Posted April 15, 2024 Author Posted April 15, 2024 Do you know how to play an instrument well? Stay tuned 2 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 15, 2024 Posted April 15, 2024 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: Do you know how to play an instrument well? Stay tuned That is sound advice. Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 15, 2024 Posted April 15, 2024 A guy was washing his car with his son, and the son says, “Can’t you just use a sponge?” 2 Quote
GuyBeardmane Posted April 15, 2024 Posted April 15, 2024 On 4/8/2024 at 2:29 PM, TrigunBebop said: If you're American when you enter the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European Expanding on this, an old British guy called the bathroom "The International," because on the way there you're Russian, while in there European, and you exit when you're Finnish. How do you keep an idiot in suspense? 1 3 Quote
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