AndrĂ© Toulon Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Whaddya call a drunken brawl between Clowns.... A BrewHaha đ„ 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. Â 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 one time, i was kidnapped by mimes. they did unspeakable things to me. 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 @Codename: Jackass 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 4 replies...this is a win, seriously only expected one and he didn't even show. I'll keep waiting 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 14 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. That took me way too long to get. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run from the law? A small medium at large. Â 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts. This ainât no ordinary blowjob! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Genocide. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon will cure it. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 What do you call a tiny dog? A subwoofer. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 5 Author Share Posted February 5 I swear I'm not racist....   But I really hate NASCAR 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 I asked my dog whatâs two minus two. He said nothing. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 What's a pirate's favorite letter? Â RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â it be the C 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 5 Author Share Posted February 5 17 minutes ago, molarbear said: What's a pirate's favorite letter?  RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR            it be the C Nice...you thought you heard the punchline then BOOM, outta nowhere....Haymakerline 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. Â 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 There are 11 kinds of people: those who get binary and those who donât. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 What do you call a black man who sells you drugs? A pharmacist. Â What do you call a gay man who flies a plane? A pilot. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 What time is the best time to schedule a dental appointment? Tooth-Hurty Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. Why do firefighters wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Which reindeer always has to clean the toilet? Comet. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 dr.: your body has run out of magnesium me: O mg 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 *ahem* a steak pun is a rare medium well done.  1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 What kind of artist never has any money? A Baroque artist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 On 2/6/2024 at 9:34 PM, GuyBeardmane said: What do you call a gay man who flies a plane? A pilot. I can't resist. John Travolta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? He woke up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1 Â 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 15 Author Share Posted February 15 On 2/13/2024 at 10:19 PM, The_annoying_one said: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? He woke up. I didn't get this at 6pm....I just got it. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because its p is silent. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Bacon & eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, âSorry, we donât serve breakfast.â 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 i'm gonna' do it. i'm gonna'... i'm doing it....  *ahem*  a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks..... WHY THE LONG FACE? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 A blind man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 ok ok..  a blind man walks into a department store with his seeing eye dog. he walks to the middle of the store, stops, starts swinging the dog around... an employee comes running up to him, and exclaims 'what are you doing?' the bling man says, 'i'm just looking around'.  get it. looking...around.   eh...piss off. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Here's an old'n, but a good'n that I first heard on an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus. What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Whatâs Forrest Gumpâs password? 1forrest1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 (edited) What brand of vehicle does a Jedi drive? Toyoda. Edited March 31 by TrigunBebop 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Whatâs the best thing about Switzerland? I donât know, but the flag is a big plus. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? Â Aye, matey! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 Girl: âYou really need to stop these dad jokes. Theyâre embarrassing.â Dad: âHow am I supposed to do that?â Girl: âWhatever means necessary.â Dad: âNo, it doesnât.â 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Where's the best place to find taste buds? I forgot, but it's on the tip of my tongue. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 If you're American when you enter the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 How does the man in the moon cut his hair? eclipse it, mate! [stolen joke] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 15 Author Share Posted April 15 Do you know how to play an instrument well? Stay tuned 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: Do you know how to play an instrument well? Stay tuned That is sound advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 A guy was washing his car with his son, and the son says, âCanât you just use a sponge?â 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 On 4/8/2024 at 2:29 PM, TrigunBebop said: If you're American when you enter the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European  Expanding on this, an old British guy called the bathroom "The International," because on the way there you're Russian, while in there European, and you exit when you're Finnish.  How do you keep an idiot in suspense? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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