Greeny Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 But I'm a social outcast with severe self-esteem issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Ya know, there's female people like you can get one and make little miniature outcasts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Sex workers can help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Then do something about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Only one way to get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 Ya know, there's female people like you can get one and make little miniature outcasts They're ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 Sex workers can help I don't know where they've been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 Then do something about it. I know. I'll win the lottery. Then pussy will be flying at me from all directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 not always sometimes they just need to know how to put on makeup and dress right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 :fap: Can I borrow your hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 Only one way to get it Wine you and dine you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 not always sometimes they just need to know how to put on makeup and dress right I'll try anything once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 I don't know where they've been. They're on the internet now you have to find them. I'm pretty sure Backpage isn't 100% police stings, yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Wine you and dine you? I was gonna say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 But I'm a social outcast with severe self-esteem issues. That is an amazing excuse that will last as long as you let it. Meanwhile; you, a human being imbued with the power of free will, walk obliviously through a universe where 50% of all individuals have a vagina and the majority of whom would appreciate an individual stepping in to jiggle them around for a bit. You are god; your existence is your creation, now go get your dick wet son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Yeah, that's one way you could react. Or, you could take stock. Measure yourself honestly, look past your insecurities at the person you are. You see a fault? You mend it. A strength? Expound upon it; use it. There's only one person in this universe who can become the best possible version of yourself. Guess who that is, motherfucker? Get on that shit. Then get in that shit. You will be up to your neck in vagina if you're sure of yourself, I assure you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 You people make me laugh during weird counts of sadness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 This is no laughing matter; this guy needs some poon stat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 This is no laughing matter; this guy needs some poon stat. Some people just don't want to be helped. If you're really shy, have really low self esteem, have little to no dating experience, a strong will is needed to break out and look for dates/sex. I don't think greeny is there. In my case, it also helps to have someone specific to crush on, and have the desire to ask that particular person out. Just the thought of, "man, I need to get laid," sometimes isn't enough to get past the "nobody will ever want me" stage, which is where I think greeny is at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 This is no laughing matter; this guy needs some poon stat. if he wants it really bad and is a big weirdo, why not just pay for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lily_cat Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Then just learn to talk to irl women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Then just learn to talk to irl women. didnt you read what he said? he's a weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 The thought of courting these days makes me physically tired. There's a spark of inspiration and enjoyment until you realize you gotta fuckin text them every 5 or 10 mins of your life or you see another girl who's even cuter and you wanna ask her out but you got this chick you've been talking to on the solid... Jerking off is just so much more convenient. There are times when I want to feel loved but I don't want to put in that kind of effort when I know how I am and where I'd like to be in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lily_cat Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 It doesn't matter. He has to start somewhere or he'll stay frustrated his entire life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 that's why i said pay for it first. it could give him just the boost he needs to get that confidence level up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lily_cat Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 that's why i said pay for it first. it could give him just the boost he needs to get that confidence level up. Not necessarily, he may just rely on going to whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Not necessarily, he may just rely on going to whores. true but he at least will get what he wants :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lily_cat Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 lol... you would think that way. Well I'm not a guy, so you may be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 You've gotta get laid, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StExquisite Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 The legacy of Zeni looms large among the survivors of the deletocaust, I see. It's good to see the likes of Greeny still keeping on-brand. It warms the very cockles of my embittered heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StExquisite Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 You've gotta get laid, man Said the pot to the kettle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 lol... you would think that way. Well I'm not a guy, so you may be right. youre not wrong either. cuz down the line he is going to want it again and he will have to pay again if he doesnt learn how to talk to girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 see. even poof agrees! save up your dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 A large portion of the planet is that these days, yet they still manage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 You can always give Fuggs a call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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