Caption the avatar above you.

[DeadwingLazarus]

Ah, yes. The classic is back.

Rules: Please keep it cordial. No flaming, please. And please try to keep from spamming. (I'll do my best to not spam the thread as well.)

This is the first post so I won't be able to say anything. The next person will actually start the game.

[scoobdog]

Nick has an opinion about you.

[DeadwingLazarus]

I hope Santa brings me some catnip this year.

[stilgar]

I hate everyone I work with.

[DeadwingLazarus]

Oh, I'm just a sneaky little devil!

[PoopyBritches]

Wants to destroy my family possibly.

[PhilosipherStoned]

P is for PoopyBritches. Or peanuts, penguins and pedastals. pegasuses, petticoats, pokemon......errrm aaa

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Edited July 21, 2022 by PhilosipherStoned
PEGASI? Pegasuses? *_*

[DeadwingLazarus]

Those guys at FLYTE beat me to the patent for the levitating ball!

[Seight]

Clearly, you've never owned an air fryer.

[PhilosipherStoned]

This is Wooper. Don't eat paint kids. 

[RollFizzlebeef]

I have finally gotten the Andromeda galaxy in the palms of my hands!

[DeadwingLazarus]

That face you make when you let out a massive fart and you're comfortable with yourself to not care if other people notice.

[conversegirl]

Beef: It's in my blood.

[GuyBeardmane]

Also Starring Belanie Candles

[DeadwingLazarus]

Walter...What are you doing, man?

[conversegirl]

Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.

Edited July 22, 2022 by conversegirl

[scoobdog]

Of course I know how to computer, why do you ask?

[DeadwingLazarus]

I stole this red hat from a Hershey's Kiss.

[conversegirl]

Never half-ass two things, Whole-ass one thing.

[RollFizzlebeef]

I look like I could be an underwear model, don't I?

[DeadwingLazarus]

I can't wait to get off this spaceship and talk to people about lawn care.

[RollFizzlebeef]

Please read everything I say in Ron Swanson's voice.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I don't know what's happening, but I love it.

[conversegirl]

Hi. I'm Goku with a katana. Watch me cut myself.

Edited July 22, 2022 by conversegirl

[RollFizzlebeef]

Do you want to watch me to make love to Mother Earth?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Those are nice tits, alright.

[DeadwingLazarus]

You shall not pass! Oh, wait! Wrong movie. Stop right there!

[conversegirl]

Staring right through you is my specialty.

[DeadwingLazarus]

Why didn't I live through the Seventies?

[conversegirl]

Because time travel doesn't exist. Get your head in the real world.

[RollFizzlebeef]

Hurry up and take the picture! I can't hold this post much longer.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

You dumb motherfucker.

[Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung]

Holy crap! I’m late for the battle.

[conversegirl]

I just escaped from the set of the Princess Bride.

[RollFizzlebeef]

Just put me on the cover of Maxim already!

[DeadwingLazarus]

Come. it's time for me to pull your wisdom teeth out.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

What a ridiculous question.

[Insipid]

lol, Gemini alts. I guess nabs must have been warned.

[DeadwingLazarus]

Line segments are for losers.

[André Toulon]

[DeadwingLazarus]

Just so you know, I'm watching you.

[Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung]

There is only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.

[Seight]

We're revolutionizing wearable tech by inventing a smart watch that tells you where the closest Circle K is.

[DeadwingLazarus]

I'm levitating.

[Frictionless_Hooligan]

if this was the '80's this mustache would totally be getting me laid.

[CountFrylock]

The Spiky Drone

[matrixman124]

The least sexy of the snake sisters

[Seight]

No I don't know why my tears flow up on my left side.

[DeadwingLazarus]

These are the worst Bluetooth wireless earbuds I've ever seen!

[discolé monade]

there has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast foods.