DeadwingLazarus Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Ah, yes. The classic is back. Rules: Please keep it cordial. No flaming, please. And please try to keep from spamming. (I'll do my best to not spam the thread as well.) This is the first post so I won't be able to say anything. The next person will actually start the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Nick has an opinion about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 20, 2022 Author Share Posted July 20, 2022 I hope Santa brings me some catnip this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 I hate everyone I work with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 20, 2022 Author Share Posted July 20, 2022 Oh, I'm just a sneaky little devil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoopyBritches Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Wants to destroy my family possibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 (edited) P is for PoopyBritches. Or peanuts, penguins and pedastals. pegasuses, petticoats, pokemon......errrm aaa Spoiler   Edited July 21, 2022 by PhilosipherStoned PEGASI? Pegasuses? *_* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 21, 2022 Author Share Posted July 21, 2022 Those guys at FLYTE beat me to the patent for the levitating ball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Clearly, you've never owned an air fryer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 This is Wooper. Don't eat paint kids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollFizzlebeef Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 I have finally gotten the Andromeda galaxy in the palms of my hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 21, 2022 Author Share Posted July 21, 2022 That face you make when you let out a massive fart and you're comfortable with yourself to not care if other people notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conversegirl Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Beef: It's in my blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Also Starring Belanie Candles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 21, 2022 Author Share Posted July 21, 2022 Walter...What are you doing, man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conversegirl Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 (edited) Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless. Edited July 22, 2022 by conversegirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Of course I know how to computer, why do you ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 22, 2022 Author Share Posted July 22, 2022 I stole this red hat from a Hershey's Kiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conversegirl Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Never half-ass two things, Whole-ass one thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollFizzlebeef Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 I look like I could be an underwear model, don't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 22, 2022 Author Share Posted July 22, 2022 I can't wait to get off this spaceship and talk to people about lawn care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollFizzlebeef Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Please read everything I say in Ron Swanson's voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 I don't know what's happening, but I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conversegirl Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 (edited) Hi. I'm Goku with a katana. Watch me cut myself. Edited July 22, 2022 by conversegirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollFizzlebeef Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Do you want to watch me to make love to Mother Earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Those are nice tits, alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 22, 2022 Author Share Posted July 22, 2022 You shall not pass! Oh, wait! Wrong movie. Stop right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conversegirl Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Staring right through you is my specialty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 22, 2022 Author Share Posted July 22, 2022 Why didn't I live through the Seventies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conversegirl Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Because time travel doesn't exist. Get your head in the real world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollFizzlebeef Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Hurry up and take the picture! I can't hold this post much longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 You dumb motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Holy crap! I’m late for the battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conversegirl Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 I just escaped from the set of the Princess Bride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollFizzlebeef Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Just put me on the cover of Maxim already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 22, 2022 Author Share Posted July 22, 2022 Come. it's time for me to pull your wisdom teeth out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 What a ridiculous question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 lol, Gemini alts. I guess nabs must have been warned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 22, 2022 Author Share Posted July 22, 2022 Line segments are for losers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 22, 2022 Author Share Posted July 22, 2022 Just so you know, I'm watching you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 There is only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 We're revolutionizing wearable tech by inventing a smart watch that tells you where the closest Circle K is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 23, 2022 Author Share Posted July 23, 2022 I'm levitating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frictionless_Hooligan Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 if this was the '80's this mustache would totally be getting me laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountFrylock Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 The Spiky Drone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 The least sexy of the snake sisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 No I don't know why my tears flow up on my left side. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 24, 2022 Author Share Posted July 24, 2022 These are the worst Bluetooth wireless earbuds I've ever seen! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 there has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast foods. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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