If you could have sex with yourself, would you?

[Azalar Hex]

I should clarify that I mean the body can be any form you want.  But it's your consciousness inside of it.

 

No.  I would not.

Edited May 20, 2022 by Azalar Hex

[GuyBeardmane]

Are you kidding, I'm fucking disgusting.  Ewwwww

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

[Distortedreasoning]

maybe? not sure how this would work. that means i would have both male/female parts? i could literally fuck myself. 

 

[Poof]

Yea I probably would I’m just not quite big enough to do it tho

[Seight]

If the moon were made of spare ribs would you eat it?

[MasqueradeOverture]

Hell no.

[Vamped]

 

Confused on the logistics 

[cyberbully]

I'ma just say no because I have too many questions

[crackymckrackin]

9 hours ago, Vamped said:

 

Confused on the logistics 

When a man and woman get married...they touch each other's butts...baby is born.

[Lemming]

Hellz to the naw.

[PerfectFlowingHair]

That would be a mindfuck inside a regular fuck. So I'm me, having sex with someone else who is also me, and perceiving both mes at the same time?

 

 

*dies*

[Azalar Hex]

I worded this poorly.  Allow me to clarify.

You are still you.  The one you are making sweet love to is a separate entity.  They are physically whoever or whatever you want.  But a copy of your brain has been made and placed into their body.  So it's another person, but that person is you.

I'll be kind and say they don't somehow have your voice at least.

Still wouldn't, though.

[Vamped]

Do you get double the physical sensations or is your copy brain a separate entity? 

This is some Black Mirror stuff right here 

[PerfectFlowingHair]

43 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said:

I worded this poorly.  Allow me to clarify.

You are still you.  The one you are making sweet love to is a separate entity.  They are physically whoever or whatever you want.  But a copy of your brain has been made and placed into their body.  So it's another person, but that person is you.

I'll be kind and say they don't somehow have your voice at least.

Still wouldn't, though.

Oh. Well. Then I'll simply quote Jay here. "I'd fuck me hard."

27 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Do you get double the physical sensations or is your copy brain a separate entity? 

This is some Black Mirror stuff right here 

Honestly it's more fun to think of the other you as the same consciousness from a different perspective. Although pretty sure navigating two different bodies with one consciousness would make the actual sex about a hundred times more awkward than two virgins going at it...

[Ric]

Well if I did a lot of people might be happy that I finally done what they asked and fucked myself.

Edited May 21, 2022 by Ric

[tsar4]

I wouldn't, but there once was a man from Nantucket...

[Azalar Hex]

3 hours ago, Vamped said:

Do you get double the physical sensations or is your copy brain a separate entity? 

This is some Black Mirror stuff right here 

Separate entity.  I'd imagine if your brain was controlling both at the same time it would be like trying to fuck a mirror.  All your bits would be bumping into each other unless one fits into the other at least.

Imagine going for boob but the other you's hands go for yours so you are eternally trapped in a game of hand slapping.

[Ahutz]

9 hours ago, PerfectFlowingHair said:

That would be a mindfuck inside a regular fuck. So I'm me, having sex with someone else who is also me, and perceiving both mes at the same time?

 

 

*dies*

That’s pretty darned attractive.  I’d fuck youme.  Wait a sec, *checks clock* oh dears

[PerfectFlowingHair]

19 hours ago, Ahutz said:

That’s pretty darned attractive.  I’d fuck youme.  Wait a sec, *checks clock* oh dears

The real question though: does that count as a threesome? I'm thinking no.