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..you let them see you eat?

You know what I mean....not the oscar worthy performance of dining sophistication you put on with meals designed not to trip you up.

 

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2 hours ago, Mix said:

..you let them see you eat?

You know what I mean....not the oscar worthy performance of dining sophistication you put on with meals designed not to trip you up.

 

I notify them beforehand that food is actively out to get me, I swear someone 4 tables over can dip their fry in ketchup and that shit will end up on me somehow

 

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I used to hate anyone seeing me eat when I was younger now idc as much.  Probably 6 months to a year for any food eaten just with hands and has sauce. 

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I think the real question is how long before you shit and the other person knows you're shitting.

None of that "I pooped right before getting in the shower with the door closed and the water running" I mean after a big dinner, middle of the night, grunting being the only ambient sound along with the slapping of cheeks shitting

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7 hours ago, André Toulon said:

I think the real question is how long before you shit and the other person knows you're shitting.

None of that "I pooped right before getting in the shower with the door closed and the water running" I mean after a big dinner, middle of the night, grunting being the only ambient sound along with the slapping of cheeks shitting

How many girls has that scared off for you?

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On 11/2/2021 at 10:50 AM, Mix said:

..you let them see you eat?

You know what I mean....not the oscar worthy performance of dining sophistication you put on with meals designed not to trip you up.

 

I just eat how I normally do. If they’re good they’re good.

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23 hours ago, André Toulon said:

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....it would be nice if it worked

Good to know.  I posted in this thread at the exact moment I was on the shitter while my girl was outside, and I suddenly had my doubts....

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