Mix Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 ..you let them see you eat? You know what I mean....not the oscar worthy performance of dining sophistication you put on with meals designed not to trip you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooThickemz Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I used to eat like a little robin. Then he took me to a steakhouse and he knew he made a mistake 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Mix said: ..you let them see you eat? You know what I mean....not the oscar worthy performance of dining sophistication you put on with meals designed not to trip you up. I notify them beforehand that food is actively out to get me, I swear someone 4 tables over can dip their fry in ketchup and that shit will end up on me somehow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 look. i'm eating. not nibbling. not picking. eating. i learned this VERY young into the 'dating game'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 I don't pretend but it'll take a minute before I'm comfortable enough for some foreign person to also eat snacks in my bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 I eat like a starved hound and I have no idea how to turn it off 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 She's welcome to look down whenever she wants. Heyo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Any woman I date is welcome to see me eat anytime. And I can still put away quite a bit of food. Whether I finish everything in one sitting or not depends on how much food I order and where we go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 I've never bothered keeping track of that. I'm fine with dates at Starbucks, so . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 I take all foods back to my cave to eat the way nature intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 I used to hate anyone seeing me eat when I was younger now idc as much. Probably 6 months to a year for any food eaten just with hands and has sauce. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 I think the real question is how long before you shit and the other person knows you're shitting. None of that "I pooped right before getting in the shower with the door closed and the water running" I mean after a big dinner, middle of the night, grunting being the only ambient sound along with the slapping of cheeks shitting 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 7 hours ago, André Toulon said: I think the real question is how long before you shit and the other person knows you're shitting. None of that "I pooped right before getting in the shower with the door closed and the water running" I mean after a big dinner, middle of the night, grunting being the only ambient sound along with the slapping of cheeks shitting How many girls has that scared off for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 3 hours ago, scoobdog said: How many girls has that scared off for you? 0 ....it would be nice if it worked 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 I get distracted by memes on the internet easily so they probably think I'm always pooping to be honest 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, Vamped said: I get distracted by memes on the internet easily so they probably think I'm always pooping to be honest You aren't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 33 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: You aren't? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ninja_Jesus- Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 On 11/2/2021 at 10:50 AM, Mix said: ..you let them see you eat? You know what I mean....not the oscar worthy performance of dining sophistication you put on with meals designed not to trip you up. I just eat how I normally do. If they’re good they’re good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Ha! Jokes on you! Nobody dates me! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 23 hours ago, André Toulon said: 0 ....it would be nice if it worked Good to know. I posted in this thread at the exact moment I was on the shitter while my girl was outside, and I suddenly had my doubts.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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