Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 No dial up, no WiFi... Just not at all accessing the web. Why? Because it's strictly for music storage and occasional music transfer to thumb drive. It will probably stay in pristine working condition for fifty years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Cigarette smoke is terrible for computers. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Cigarette smoke is terrible for computers. Not nearly as much as malware. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: No dial up, no WiFi... Just not at all accessing the web. Why? . Child pornography. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 This makes no sense. Why would you have a computer that you only use to.. wait a fucking minute. You claim you're going to use it for music storage. How are you going to get the music onto the computer with no internet? Because uploading it via a USB drive makes no sense, just to download it back to a USB drive. You are a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 This is like changing your background by printing out a picture and taping it to your screen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 10 minutes ago, resurrected said: This makes no sense. Why would you have a computer that you only use to.. wait a fucking minute. You claim you're going to use it for music storage. How are you going to get the music onto the computer with no internet? Because uploading it via a USB drive makes no sense, just to download it back to a USB drive. You are a moron. That's what the stacks of CD's are for. Every CD will be stored as Mp3. That's a huge book case that won't clutter up my place anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: That's what the stacks of CD's are for. Every CD will be stored as Mp3. That's a huge book case that won't clutter up my place anymore. Thousands of hours of child torture confined to one invisible laptop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Nice try, small fry. But a modern computer that isn't updated tends to eat itself for some reason. Especially modern day lap tops. I have two here that prove that point. The last one will have pop-ups everywhere alerting that the system is no longer up-to-date if I do plug it in and turn it on and that's without connecting it to any internet at all since I have my WiFi locked. The first one is a brick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 LoL, just fucking lol 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 53 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: That's what the stacks of CD's are for. Every CD will be stored as Mp3. That's a huge book case that won't clutter up my place anymore. A brand new laptop with a CD drive? Did you get it from HSN or QVC? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said: A brand new laptop with a CD drive? Did you get it from HSN or QVC? The drive is a usb add on. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: The drive is a usb add on. No it's not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 18 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said: A brand new laptop with a CD drive? Did you get it from HSN or QVC? Exactly what I was thinking. It's a 2004 model. But it's new to him since he got it from a thrift shop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, resurrected said: Exactly what I was thinking. It's a 2004 model. But it's new to him since he got it from a thrift shop. Nope. 2021 model and the CD drive is a USB add on. You can do that with Zip drives, too, but who wants to? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, resurrected said: No it's not. You think that's not doable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 So you spent 7 bucks on wish.com for a shitty cd drive? That was a pack of smokes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, resurrected said: So you spent 7 bucks on wish.com for a shitty cd drive? That was a pack of smokes. Wtf is wish.com? Best Buy has things like that and you're not buying somebody else's repair headaches. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: You think that's not doable? I don't think anything you attempt is doable. Also, what are you going to hook the USB drive into to play your music on? Since you have no car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, Sofa King Kule said: Wtf is wish.com? Best Buy has things like that and you're not buying somebody else's repair headaches. wish.com google it you can get a soujaboy game console for cheap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, resurrected said: I don't think anything you attempt is doable. Also, what are you going to hook the USB drive into to play your music on? Since you have no car. There are some really good boomboxes with usb input. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, Sofa King Kule said: There are some really good boomboxes with usb input. Then just put the CD in the boombox you brain fart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 hour ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Child pornography. Honestly the only reason someone like him woyld have such a thing. Maybe dark web financing too, but mister silver ingot ain't got the brains for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, resurrected said: Then just put the CD in the boombox you brain fart. The object is to have three or four hours of music without having to change discs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, Sofa King Kule said: The object is to have three or four hours of music without having to change discs. Is that how long it takes to get rid of a body? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, resurrected said: Is that how long it takes to get rid of a body? Ask Tony Soprano. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, discolé monade said: Ah, yes... The human porcupines. I remember them well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said: Ask Tony Soprano. Ok. Let me run out and ask a fictional character portrayed by a deceased actor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, resurrected said: Ok. Let me run out and ask a fictional character portrayed by a deceased actor. Which makes about as much sense as your question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Ah, yes... The human porcupines. I remember them well. I'll bet you do... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Wtf is wish.com? Oh god. You need to go there. RIGHT NOW. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Gary Glitter also got busted when he tried to get his laptop fixed. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, Chapinator_X said: Gary Glitter also got busted when he tried to get his laptop fixed. Must be a real comedy show in those repair shops. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 56 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: The object is to have three or four hours of music without having to change discs. Your laptop only having space for 3-4 hours of music is the most believable thing in this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said: Your laptop only having space for 3-4 hours of music is the most believable thing in this thread. For the love of God, just don't ask him to post a picture of any of his electronic equipment. It will not go well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Dude. You'll need internet. It'll legitimately be slow in a month because of the lack of updates. It happens on my laptop because I let it sit for 3-6 months at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said: Your laptop only having space for 3-4 hours of music is the most believable thing in this thread. I'm referring to the thumb drives. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 hour ago, resurrected said: Is that how long it takes to get rid of a body? Depends on what you're doing with (to?) it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: I'm referring to the thumb drives. Oh god, you're going to have labeled USB sticks for different genres/artists, aren't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just now, PenguinBoss said: Oh god, you're going to have labeled USB sticks for different genres/artists, aren't you? There's an idea... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said: There's an idea... Welcome to the early-mid 2000s, grandpa. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said: Welcome to the early-mid 2000s, grandpa. I wonder if he knows what a Terabyte is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I wonder if he knows what a Terabyte is. A thousand gigs. Maybe later, when the novelty wears off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said: A thousand gigs. Maybe later, when the novelty wears off. I bet your laptop was quick at looking that up on Bing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: A thousand gigs. Maybe later, when the novelty wears off. Let us know when you upgrade to moving pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 33 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said: Welcome to the early-mid 2000s, grandpa. Thumb drives aren't the same as phones. Phones have playlists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stilgar Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 14 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Thumb drives aren't the same as phones. Phones have playlists. So, what you are saying is phones are better than thumb drives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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