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Posted
12 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Then the one with the bearded clam.

That's certainly a theory. How would you put it into practice?

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Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That's where you come in.

I can spot a setup a mile away and this is no where near that far

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I dunno, all I know is that twins weird me out big time. When I see twins together it makes me uncomfortable. I "dated" a girl in middle school, and when I found out she had a twin, I stopped seeing her. 😐

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3 hours ago, Skiles said:

I dunno, all I know is that twins weird me out big time. When I see twins together it makes me uncomfortable. I "dated" a girl in middle school, and when I found out she had a twin, I stopped seeing her. 😐

She turned invisible?

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You threaten to cut a baby in half and see if one of them goes for it.

You know, like in the Bible.

that’s what happened, right? Sunday school was a long time ago, so...

Posted
14 hours ago, Mix said:

...which one's the evil one?

 

@Mix  I came to realize the concept of Good and Evil is largely subjective mean there is some absolute good and evil in this world and obviously mass murder and genocide is evil but  everything else in Morality is subjective in my opinion   same later is it ultimate good but everything else is subjective

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17 hours ago, Skiles said:

I dunno, all I know is that twins weird me out big time. When I see twins together it makes me uncomfortable. I "dated" a girl in middle school, and when I found out she had a twin, I stopped seeing her. 😐

And then you started seeing the twin, right?

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4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

 

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Look how do u know if they’re evil in the first place? I loved the hodge twins for a v long time before finding out they’re both evil

Posted
6 hours ago, Chapinator_X said:

Ask them what their favorite pizza toppings are. 

Are you going to say pineapple is the choice of evil?

'cause I like pineapple and i'm tired of this pineapple slander

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10 hours ago, Mix said:

Are you going to say pineapple is the choice of evil?

'cause I like pineapple and i'm tired of this pineapple slander

Nah, it’s a Buzzfeed-esque way you can tell one’s personality. Multiple veggies might be for the meticulous twin but the wild twin might go for the meat lovers or jalapeño. The choice of evil is clearly cooked tomato slices.

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8 hours ago, Chapinator_X said:

Nah, it’s a Buzzfeed-esque way you can tell one’s personality. Multiple veggies might be for the meticulous twin but the wild twin might go for the meat lovers or jalapeño. The choice of evil is clearly cooked tomato slices.

I refuse to believe people do this on purpose

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1 hour ago, Lasty said:

Flip a coin and shoot one. If the remaining twin cackles uncontrollably, that's probably the evil one. Otherwise, the evil twin be dead.

So you would gamble with people's lives on the flip of a coin?

And murder is something you are comfortable with?

Do you have a Twin?

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Just now, Mix said:

So you would gamble with people's lives on the flip of a coin?

And murder is something you are comfortable with?

Do you have a Twin?

No. That's just a good way to test it. My imagination doesn't care how dark it gets. *crazy thing* My imagination: IS FOR ME? Is for me to ponder or facetiously joke about?

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20 hours ago, Chapinator_X said:

Nah, it’s a Buzzfeed-esque way you can tell one’s personality. Multiple veggies might be for the meticulous twin but the wild twin might go for the meat lovers or jalapeño. The choice of evil is clearly cooked tomato slices.

 

11 hours ago, Seight said:

I refuse to believe people do this on purpose

My mom loves tomato slices on pizza. My dad eats it too, but I don't know if he really loves it or if he's just placating my mom.

I don't like it myself.

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12 hours ago, Seight said:

I refuse to believe people do this on purpose

I’ve been tricked into eating Margherita pizzas from places that misunderstood the idea and ended up slapping that name on a plain pizza with tomato slices added. 

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3 hours ago, Chapinator_X said:

I’ve been tricked into eating Margherita pizzas from places that misunderstood the idea and ended up slapping that name on a plain pizza with tomato slices added. 

Uncooked tomato slices?

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2 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Uncooked tomato slices?

Nah, they bake them into the pie like any other normal veggie or meat topping.

If it was uncooked, you could argue that it’d be fine, like how some people just put arugula, micro greens, or other veggies to make it almost like a flatbread. 

But in this case, it would be cooked, miserable, and soggy. 

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OIC

Yeah, margherita pizza basically is a plain pizza with tomato slices baked on top.  The basil sprigs are mostly just for color in traditional Neapolitan pizza: blending it in more is one of the American improvements.

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