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a man won the  lotto there was a news report there  

the  man:  i am going to give my wife some thing that she all ways wanted 

news report: what that 

the man: she tells me this every time after we make love that  she wants an orgasm 

is this funny 

 

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1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

There was a news report on a man that won the lottery.

"I am finally gonna give my wife something she has always wanted," said the man

"And what is that?" asked the news reporter.

"An orgasm!"

There you go, ghostrek. Edited just for you.

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no....THIS is a joke.

 

so a sailor gets shore leave, and heard about a local whore house that was pretty cheap. and since he was all but broke, decided to head on down.

he asks for the cheapest lady, and the madame sends him up to scabby scarlet. 

so....they get down to business, but the sailor says. 'i'm sorry but you are really rough down there, sort of hurting my dick' 

she says 'alright, hold on' goes to the bathroom...comes back a few minutes later. 

well...they get to it, and he just is loving it. going at it REAL good. 

he finishes up, and gets dressed, looks over to her and says, 'i have to admit, after you went to the bathroom, that was the best sex i've ever had.

she says, 'yeah...that's what all the boys say after i pick out the scabs'

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a nun goes to confessional: 'father forgive me, for i have sinned. i have seen a man's penis'

priest:  pray at the fountain of holy water, and say 10 hail mary's

a 2nd nun goes to confessional: 'father forgive me for i have sinned. i have touched a man's penis'

priest: wash your hands at the fountain of holy water, and say 10 hail mary's. 

while the 2 sisters are performing their contritions,  a 3rd nun walks in and says. 'move over sister, i have to gargle'.

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17 hours ago, discole monade said:

no....THIS is a joke.

 

so a sailor gets shore leave, and heard about a local whore house that was pretty cheap. and since he was all but broke, decided to head on down.

he asks for the cheapest lady, and the madame sends him up to scabby scarlet. 

so....they get down to business, but the sailor says. 'i'm sorry but you are really rough down there, sort of hurting my dick' 

she says 'alright, hold on' goes to the bathroom...comes back a few minutes later. 

well...they get to it, and he just is loving it. going at it REAL good. 

he finishes up, and gets dressed, looks over to her and says, 'i have to admit, after you went to the bathroom, that was the best sex i've ever had.

she says, 'yeah...that's what all the boys say after i pick out the scabs'

wow you  gross you marines  gross with the joke my bother told few  me a years ago

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