ghostrek Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 a man won the lotto there was a news report there the man: i am going to give my wife some thing that she all ways wanted news report: what that the man: she tells me this every time after we make love that she wants an orgasm is this funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 This is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 That suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted October 16, 2020 Author Share Posted October 16, 2020 7 minutes ago, nameraka said: This is funny. i hope so it not but i am not funny any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted October 16, 2020 Author Share Posted October 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: That suck @Sawdamizer i know i been bad i am going to my room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bnmjy Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: There was a news report on a man that won the lottery. "I am finally gonna give my wife something she has always wanted," said the man "And what is that?" asked the news reporter. "An orgasm!" There you go, ghostrek. Edited just for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 (edited) Do you know what the most important part of comedy is? Spoiler Timing Edited October 17, 2020 by SwimModSponges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Joke is solid. However, on the punchline, cut out everything except "An orgasm." You don't need to explain it, the joke is inherent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 the wife: I want a divorce. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 The walrus was Paul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 I am pretty sure the only joke here is you ghostie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmostDone Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Thank you Mr. Leary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 no....THIS is a joke. so a sailor gets shore leave, and heard about a local whore house that was pretty cheap. and since he was all but broke, decided to head on down. he asks for the cheapest lady, and the madame sends him up to scabby scarlet. so....they get down to business, but the sailor says. 'i'm sorry but you are really rough down there, sort of hurting my dick' she says 'alright, hold on' goes to the bathroom...comes back a few minutes later. well...they get to it, and he just is loving it. going at it REAL good. he finishes up, and gets dressed, looks over to her and says, 'i have to admit, after you went to the bathroom, that was the best sex i've ever had. she says, 'yeah...that's what all the boys say after i pick out the scabs' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 a nun goes to confessional: 'father forgive me, for i have sinned. i have seen a man's penis' priest: pray at the fountain of holy water, and say 10 hail mary's a 2nd nun goes to confessional: 'father forgive me for i have sinned. i have touched a man's penis' priest: wash your hands at the fountain of holy water, and say 10 hail mary's. while the 2 sisters are performing their contritions, a 3rd nun walks in and says. 'move over sister, i have to gargle'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, ghostrek said: news report: what that Edited October 17, 2020 by scoobdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ghostrek Posted October 17, 2020 Author Share Posted October 17, 2020 17 hours ago, discole monade said: no....THIS is a joke. so a sailor gets shore leave, and heard about a local whore house that was pretty cheap. and since he was all but broke, decided to head on down. he asks for the cheapest lady, and the madame sends him up to scabby scarlet. so....they get down to business, but the sailor says. 'i'm sorry but you are really rough down there, sort of hurting my dick' she says 'alright, hold on' goes to the bathroom...comes back a few minutes later. well...they get to it, and he just is loving it. going at it REAL good. he finishes up, and gets dressed, looks over to her and says, 'i have to admit, after you went to the bathroom, that was the best sex i've ever had. she says, 'yeah...that's what all the boys say after i pick out the scabs' wow you gross you marines gross with the joke my bother told few me a years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted October 17, 2020 Author Share Posted October 17, 2020 20 hours ago, Mewn said: the wife: I want a divorce. that not a joke that a nigthmare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 So ghosty... What was the punchline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 I thought he was going to say "a divorce" man's got money now....he can afford a better car, better house, and better ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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