Skiles Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 But if you don't like biscuits and gravy, you are objectively a piece of shit. No disrespect intended. I don't make the rules, I just follow them. But if you don't like biscuits and gravy? Fuck you, you're a bad person and you should die. But I mean no disrespect. Nothing but love. But also die. <3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skiles Posted September 21, 2020 Author Share Posted September 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Stop going through my personal pictures please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Is biscuits and gravy a southern food tho? I'm pretty sure you can get it anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 40 minutes ago, Mini_ghost420 said: Is biscuits and gravy a southern food tho? I'm pretty sure you can get it anywhere If he means country gravy, which is what that white shit with pepper and sausages is often called, then maybe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 21 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: If he means country gravy, which is what that white shit with pepper and sausages is often called, then maybe. yeah maybe be. but I've never had biscuits with any other gravy and I've never even been down south Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Most southern food is great, but white gravy is ejaculate and I’d rather eat my biscuits or country fried steak plain. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said: Most southern food is great, but white gravy is ejaculate and I’d rather eat my biscuits or country fried steak plain. I eat my biscuits with syrup and my CFS with brown gravy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: I eat my biscuits with syrup and my CFS with brown gravy Yeah, best case scenario for biscuits is syrup or honey. Haven’t had CFS in ages, but brown gravy sounds way better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 I had biscuits and gravy at IHOP once, it was really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I had biscuits and gravy at IHOP once, it was really good. You must have been drunk. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 22 minutes ago, Mortir said: You must have been drunk. I have only been drunk once, back somewhere around 1999 (though the alcohol snobs here would claim otherwise), but this biscuits and gravy meal was around 2010. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I have only been drunk once, back somewhere around 1999 (though the alcohol snobs here would claim otherwise), but this biscuits and gravy meal was around 2010. I vaguely remember this conversation.....I remember telling people you very likely were drunk due to not being used to it....I don't wanna look for it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Just now, BlackNoir said: I vaguely remember this conversation.....I remember telling people you very likely were drunk due to not being used to it....I don't wanna look for it though. I mean I was a 102 lb 16 year old drinking for the first time in my life.... And I never said I was wasted or anything either. Don't remember if I drank that on an empty stomach or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Wow what a teetotaling puss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 16 minutes ago, Mortir said: Wow what a sodatotaling puss. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 2 hours ago, BlackNoir said: I eat my biscuits with syrup and my CFS with brown gravy I feel like I should know this but my brain isn't fully functioning right now...what is CFS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ric said: I feel like I should know this but my brain isn't fully functioning right now...what is CFS? Damn, you didn't even get it from the context? Country fried steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 I am from the deep south. About as deep as you can go. I do not like the white sausage gravy at all. I will eat biscuits with brown gravy. Sometimes I will brown some hamburger meat and onions and make brown gravy and put in it, then pour that over biscuits. Biscuits and syrup is also acceptable. Most places do serve the biscuits with white sausage gravy here though. But it's safe from me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Macaroni and cheese > biscuits and gravy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, resurrected said: I am from the deep south Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Mortir said: I've been up north a few times. Nothing really great to say about it. Had a cooler stolen out the back on my truck in Michigan. That's about the only memory I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 30 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: Damn, you didn't even get it from the context? Country fried steak I got it 30 seconds later on my way into the shower and almost came back to edit my post but didn't. The post above what I was quoting even spelled it out which made it even more of a duh moment when I came back to this. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 I was born on the West coast and while I'm no Jingo or nibbles with my Cali hate boner, I wouldn't live there either myself. I've been to New York once and It's just too congested for my tastes...Mid-west and whatever Oklahoma is considered is ok, I guess. But I love the South....All of the racism, subpar public education, sweltering temperatures, giant, mutant bugs, and likelihood to be swept away by a storm named after your Sunday School teacher is all acceptable to me vs the alternatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Come down here to Texas and get you some chicken fried steak and smoked brisket goddamn it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 With me, it would depend on if you put something in the gravy that makes it sweet. In that case, I want no part of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 19 minutes ago, tsar4 said: With me, it would depend on if you put something in the gravy that makes it sweet. In that case, I want no part of it. Who does that...wtf is happening in Chicago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Just now, BlackNoir said: Who does that...wtf is happening in Chicago Not Chicago. Florida restaurant. I think they used canned gravy, since it tasted like "Libby's". All set for a slightly peppery taste and get something horridly sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Tomato gravy is pretty damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, resurrected said: Tomato gravy is pretty damn good. You mean marinara? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 4 hours ago, BlackNoir said: If he means country gravy, which is what that white shit with pepper and sausages is often called, then maybe. 4 hours ago, Chapinator-800 said: Most southern food is great, but white gravy is ejaculate and I’d rather eat my biscuits or country fried steak plain. you haven't had my gravy. most people's gravy turns into some sort of gelatinous slop. mine is smooth, and delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Just now, Mortir said: You mean marinara? No. Tomato gravy is a southern staple. You fry up some bacon and onions, then use the grease to make a roux with flour and a little chicken stock. Then add a can of diced tomatoes. Add sugar, salt, pepper, basil, and add chopped bacon to it. Let it simmer. Pour over biscuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 19 minutes ago, resurrected said: Tomato gravy is pretty damn good. Can't do that shit either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Just now, BlackNoir said: Can't do that shit either yeah...i'm not a fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, discole monade said: you haven't had my gravy. most people's gravy turns into some sort of gelatinous slop. mine is smooth, and delicious. This reminds me of my aunt at one Thanksgiving.....Her sister (she was my aunt by marriage, so I also called her sister my aunt too...ya know, Southerners...But back to the story) had made some yams...I hate yams, so I told her I didn't want any...So my aunt was standing there and said "he'll only eat my yams, isn't that right Derrick" That was indeed incorrect, but the truth was that at that age I was terrified of that woman and it was at the time where people just made you plates and DARED you not to eat every bit, so I had no choice but to agree....I'm so happy I'm an adult and I never have to eat another sweet potato ever. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, resurrected said: No. Tomato gravy is a southern staple. You fry up some bacon and onions, then use the grease to make a roux with flour and a little chicken stock. Then add a can of diced tomatoes. Add sugar, salt, pepper, basil, and add chopped bacon to it. Let it simmer. Pour over biscuits. Why you want to ruin biscuits that way? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, discole monade said: yeah...i'm not a fan. My mom loves it, and she tried to make it for the kids...I told her Buddy might eat it, since he will legit just eat tomato soup from a can, but Neffie wasn't gonna touch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 My dad used to make pork chops braised and smothered in tomato sauce with onions and green peppers and maybe a couple pineapple slices if he was feeling frisky. Not sure if it's quite the same as this tomato gravy but it's so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 I feel this post spiritually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 55 minutes ago, empty said: My dad used to make pork chops braised and smothered in tomato sauce with onions and green peppers and maybe a couple pineapple slices if he was feeling frisky. Not sure if it's quite the same as this tomato gravy but it's so good. It's not, but I've had what you're talking about too, and I like it as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Why you want to ruin biscuits that way? Because I'm a miserable fuck who prays for the world to end every single day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 2 hours ago, resurrected said: No. Tomato gravy is a southern staple. You fry up some bacon and onions, then use the grease to make a roux with flour and a little chicken stock. Then add a can of diced tomatoes. Add sugar, salt, pepper, basil, and add chopped bacon to it. Let it simmer. Pour over biscuits. Isn't that called candied jam or something? I think I had it on a burger. It was meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, Mortir said: Isn't that called candied jam or something? I think I had it on a burger. It was meh. It's called tomato gravy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, Mortir said: Isn't that called candied jam or something? I think I had it on a burger. It was meh. WHAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: WHAT I feel like I need to pull out my Crayons for him at this point. ToMaTo GrAvY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 26 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: WHAT Yeah candied bacon and tomato jam. They put it on a burger I had one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 (edited) //> I dont like my bread moist , or toast , unless specifically for that dish but other wise no biscuits and gravy are the southern caucasians stereotype supper./ Edited September 21, 2020 by //>wagz./ Super to supper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 a number of years ago, i had no idea what that was as i'm from the north. i tried it and it's ok. there's better southern food than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 I'll go you one even further. Down here, lunch is called dinner and dinner is called supper. Breakfast, dinner, supper. Not sure if anyone has ever heard that, but it is what it is. @BlackNoir did you ever hear this when you were down south? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Dinner and supper are the same thing afaik....never heard lunch called dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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