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Just now, Belle Duckphine said:

i thought that was nabs

No, Nabs died in a shocking, if suspicious...., accident.  I think his Dad was the one that got murdered.

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1. Well, until recently I barely posted at all. Can't say I didn't break any rules.

2. I can't think of a single thing aside from making some people laugh.

3. I feel like this is asking a lot of commitment for a message board, we've collectively known each other for roughly 20 years, give or take a few for some people... yeah we've all had our differences, but I genuinely am glad we're all still here. I look forward to interacting with everyone.

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1. Living the UEMB rules - How did you represent yourself on here based on the expectations set forth by the moderation?

🤡

2. What have you done worth mentioning here?

Float.

3. What contributions will you deliver on UEMB for the remainder of 2020?

You'll float too.

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Participation isn't mandatory, but strongly encouraged.

Remember, you need this place, and our evaluation will have absolutely no real impact on your experience here.

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just fire me already. 

i offer nothing of substance to this place. 

my work is lack~luster at best. 

in my defense,  i'm not stimulated or challenged enough to bring anything to the table. 

i'll just take my stapler, and go. 

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Just now, discole monade said:

just fire me already. 

i offer nothing of substance to this place. 

my work is lack~luster at best. 

in my defense,  i'm not stimulated or challenged enough to bring anything to the table. 

i'll just take my stapler, and go. 

*scribbles*

Fuck, this kid is upper mgmt material

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1. I've yet to be warned or told off by Pat or any of the mods, so I must be doing something right.

2. Depends on what's worth mentioning. Shitposting probably isn't one of them.

3. Probably shitpost even more...

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4 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

Reminder, all self-assessments must be received no later than 11:59PM EST.

Participation isn't mandatory, but strongly encouraged.

Remember, you need this place, and our evaluation will have absolutely no real impact on your experience here.

But, you need feedback, you crave it.

Just tell me how well I did already

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On 6/28/2020 at 11:13 AM, Sawdamizer said:

 

1. Living the UEMB rules - How did you represent yourself on here based on the expectations set forth by the moderation?

2. What have you done worth mentioning here?

3. What contributions will you deliver on UEMB for the remainder of 2020?

 

 

1. Rogue banned me once. And the screen failed epically. So I must be doing something right. 

2. Officially had my title turned red purely to see the amount of bitchy PMs blaming me for everything up to and including the sun rising in the east to increase from 0 to 100. 

3. Create a ban screen featuring sponge's asshole and use it liberally on anyone and everyone just for the lols. 

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3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

Management is getting his dick sucked.

I'll get to this in a minute 

No excuse. My banker boyfriend did plenty of work while I sucked his dick. I'm putting a derogatory mark in your dossier.

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On 7/2/2020 at 7:18 PM, ghostrek said:

so is who fired  and who's not

why do I have to sell a cubicle with my cat

Wasn't this pinned?

I mean, dgmr....When it was pinned, I was like "Why'd they pin this" but now it's unpinned and I'm like "WTF, pin this shit"

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On 7/1/2020 at 4:49 PM, scoobdog said:

He was murdered.

huh?

 

On 7/1/2020 at 4:51 PM, Belle Duckphine said:

i thought that was nabs

wha?

 

On 7/1/2020 at 4:52 PM, scoobdog said:

No, Nabs died in a shocking, if suspicious...., accident.  I think his Dad was the one that got murdered.

...are you guys messing with me? i feel messed with. :|

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