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I've literally never drinkin anything in the way of beer or liquor in general in my whole life, except accidental when I was a kid.

I think it was probably because of a time when I was a kid, I was drinking something and i set the can down right next to my step-dads. I think it was bud light, or some piss-water kind of beer, it was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted, spent a solid minute washing my mouth out in the sink.

For this past year I've been thinking of trying something to see what the buzz is about, problem though is I don't know what kind of beer or liquor to go for, since I have this mindset that makes me expect all beer to taste like piss-water. With the whole Corona going on, I have made my fair share of Corona (beer) related jokes, I have considered looking into that one, but again I don't know what to expect, and I'm the person that doesn't want to spend money unless I know what to expect.

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13 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

I've literally never drinkin anything in the way of beer or liquor in general in my whole life, except accidental when I was a kid.

I think it was probably because of a time when I was a kid, I was drinking something and i set the can down right next to my step-dads. I think it was bud light, or some piss-water kind of beer, it was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted, spent a solid minute washing my mouth out in the sink.

For this past year I've been thinking of trying something to see what the buzz is about, problem though is I don't know what kind of beer or liquor to go for, since I have this mindset that makes me expect all beer to taste like piss-water. With the whole Corona going on, I have made my fair share of Corona (beer) related jokes, I have considered looking into that one, but again I don't know what to expect, and I'm the person that doesn't want to spend money unless I know what to expect.

I thought you blocked me.... nazi 

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1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

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Never heard of it.

Is it sweet or bitter? One of my cousins I know is really into beers that taste very fruity, but I'd rather avoid that. If I am to drink beer I want it to be something more real, but at the same time am worried about getting something that tastes like piss-water.

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5 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

Never heard of it.

Is it sweet or bitter? One of my cousins I know is really into beers that taste very fruity, but I'd rather avoid that. If I am to drink beer I want it to be something more real, but at the same time am worried about getting something that tastes like piss-water.

Google "Malort Face" or "Trying Malort for the first time" videos.

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