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Just tried a mint chocolate flavored protein bar...


renjifan

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It helps to think of things with bad tastes like soy milk or mint protein bars as a completely different food group - like soy milk is just sugar liquid concrete and mint protein bars as minty chalk brick.

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20 minutes ago, avec said:

It helps to think of things with bad tastes like soy milk or mint protein bars as a completely different food group - like soy milk is just sugar liquid concrete and mint protein bars as minty chalk brick.

Someone else described it as like eating toothpaste and potpourri, which is actually a pretty accurate description 😂

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13 minutes ago, renjifan said:

Oh...no, thank you. Cancel the swole, I’m content with just getting fit 😋

You sure?

Think of all the practical applications of being able to lift half a ton.....you sure you wanna give that up?

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12 hours ago, Mix said:

You sure?

Think of all the practical applications of being able to lift half a ton.....you sure you wanna give that up?

Yeah...yeah, I’m good. Besides, I’m way too lazy to put in that kind of work anyway 😂

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Gross.

I'd go to Kroger and buy a big bag of dried fruit and nuts. You can get them for around 8 dollars, and it won't make a billy goat puke.

You can also make your own protein/granola bars or snacks. Most of the ingredients are pretty easy to get, cheap and you can actually control things like salt and sugar content.

 

p.s. Get ripped, that way you can throw haymakers with the rest of the fans at the next hockey game.... :P

 

 

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3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Mix, I think you accidentally just gave birth to the idea of mint chocolate chicken.

Pretty sure that's already sitting comfortably in a vending machine somewhere in Japan

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2 hours ago, renjifan said:

Yeah...yeah, I’m good. Besides, I’m way too lazy to put in that kind of work anyway 😂

Yeah, it does seem like hard work...

On the plus side,  you get to eat six times a day and custom  order your clothes from Big and Tall's specialty department, Bear and Such....it's where circuses buy outfits for their dancing bears and other such animals

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4 hours ago, Chapzilla_2000 said:

That’s gotta have an odious aftertaste

Indeed. But not just the aftertaste, the taste of it while you’re actively chewing was pretty awful, too...

I think the mint flavor was just too overwhelming. If it wasn’t so strong, it may have been tolerable

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10 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Mix, I think you accidentally just gave birth to the idea of mint chocolate chicken.

This sounds like something I'm going to see on some food blog in six months and I'll be thinking "BUT WHY"

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6 hours ago, renjifan said:

It was an RXBAR, which I’ve liked other flavors by them, but this one...

My tastebuds were offended that I even put this in my mouth 😂

Okay, haven't ventured onto that brand yet. 

I know the larabars are eh since every one is made with dates and dried fruit....so that brownie flav was questionable. 😆

Poor mouth! Chocolate mint will always be the best as ice cream and shakes.

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49 minutes ago, Mewn said:

Okay, haven't ventured onto that brand yet. 

I know the larabars are eh since every one is made with dates and dried fruit....so that brownie flav was questionable. 😆

Poor mouth! Chocolate mint will always be the best as ice cream and shakes.

Ah, well then you might not care for this brand, either. They are made of egg whites, dates, and then usually some variety of cashews/almonds/peanuts.

Agreed! I’ll stick with those next time 😂

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1 hour ago, cyberbully said:

....Wait, what?

I just thought it was funny how they cut it off right before he started squatting like it went badly...

But everyone knows the legend will never die...LIGHT WEIGHT BEBE!!!

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3 minutes ago, Mix said:

I just thought it was funny how they cut it off right before he started squatting like it went badly...

But everyone knows the legend will never die...LIGHT WEIGHT BEBE!!!

Oh....I missed the fuck outta that joke....I was like "I just saw this dude on TV a little while ago, and I KNOW it was after this footage"......You had me googling, and sadly, google has his "death" in a lot of the results so I was doubly trolled.....Well played.

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7 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Oh....I missed the fuck outta that joke....I was like "I just saw this dude on TV a little while ago, and I KNOW it was after this footage"......You had me googling, and sadly, google has his "death" in a lot of the results so I was doubly trolled.....Well played.

He's had so many surgeries...it's sad to see how much he's lost.....sacrificed everything to be the greatest...Jay cutler's looking great though 

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On 3/6/2020 at 2:10 PM, renjifan said:

Ah, well then you might not care for this brand, either. They are made of egg whites, dates, and then usually some variety of cashews/almonds/peanuts.

Agreed! I’ll stick with those next time 😂

oooo, yeah, probably won't try then. 😆

I do enjoy Kind bars.

mmmm dark chocolate cherry.

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