fuggstop Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Vibrator for internal and external stimulation Chives Sardines in mustard sauce Several diff. Monopoly games (cheaters edition, etc) Magnetic eyelashes Wet gourmet dog food (that looks better than people food) The largest variety of board games ive ever seen in any store. Literally takes up an entire wall. Washing machines n dryers Binoculars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 5 hours ago, fuggstop said: Wet gourmet dog food (that looks better than people food) *Gets fired for eating dog food* 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Zombies A DVD copy of Starship Troopers The bugs from Starship Troopers A disheveled man masturbating in a tent parked in the cereal aisle A burning corpse A 6 pack of Zima that expired in 9/27/1998 The Best of Alien Ant Farm: A Greatest Hits Compilation 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 17, 2019 Author Share Posted October 17, 2019 22 minutes ago, imchapp.in said: Zombies A DVD copy of Starship Troopers The bugs from Starship Troopers A disheveled man masturbating in a tent parked in the cereal aisle A burning corpse A 6 pack of Zima that expired in 9/27/1998 The Best of Alien Ant Farm: A Greatest Hits Compilation lol you made me realize.. they dont sell music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 til kmart still exists. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 17, 2019 Author Share Posted October 17, 2019 so they put me off the cash register and put me on the floor.. thinking i would care or be upset and quit. I LOVE IT! I BARELY have to talk to customers.. its great. well this one manager, ive complained about her before and her mumbling.. i never seen this lady smile my entire first time being at kmart but when she got to order me around on the floor.. BOY she was smiling big... thinking she was getting the best of me.. well this is what happened she made me go back over the air fresheners like 3 times cuz i kept missing stuff and she kept adding stuff... i didnt really give a shit.. but i did want to do it right so like the last time she had me go back and redo it, she tries to explain herself (for what reason i dont know) manager: Im just trying to help you for your next job... (then she stops and thinks and remembers i only work nites) Do you have another job? whats your other job? (expecting me to say something like hotel cleaning lady or some other low level job) me: Life insurance her: oh... oh.. okay :D:D:D:D she had an evil smile as we left that night telling us she was gonna basically make us do a bunch more bullshit the next day if she was working. i made sure to give her my happiest brightest smile on the way out. Thats why u aint gonna have no job in 3 months.. BITCH LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 7 hours ago, imchapp.in said: A DVD copy of Starship Troopers The bugs from Starship Troopers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 😒 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 2 hours ago, fuggstop said: Thats why I aint gonna have no job in 3 months.. BITCH LOL fixed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 16 hours ago, fuggstop said: Vibrator for internal and external stimulation Chives Sardines in mustard sauce Several diff. Monopoly games (cheaters edition, etc) Magnetic eyelashes Wet gourmet dog food (that looks better than people food) The largest variety of board games ive ever seen in any store. Literally takes up an entire wall. Washing machines n dryers Binoculars Some of it depends on the demographics of the location. The sardines sold really well at the South Side Chicago location with a good portion of Hispanic clientele. Squirt & black shirts & blouses with bright color patterns did too. The U.P. location I was at couldn't give that stuff away. Some could have been miss-ships by a vendor or returns from the "Sears Marketplace" website. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 3 hours ago, fuggstop said: so they put me off the cash register and put me on the floor.. thinking i would care or be upset and quit. I LOVE IT! I BARELY have to talk to customers.. its great. well this one manager, ive complained about her before and her mumbling.. i never seen this lady smile my entire first time being at kmart but when she got to order me around on the floor.. BOY she was smiling big... thinking she was getting the best of me.. well this is what happened she made me go back over the air fresheners like 3 times cuz i kept missing stuff and she kept adding stuff... i didnt really give a shit.. but i did want to do it right so like the last time she had me go back and redo it, she tries to explain herself (for what reason i dont know) manager: Im just trying to help you for your next job... (then she stops and thinks and remembers i only work nites) Do you have another job? whats your other job? (expecting me to say something like hotel cleaning lady or some other low level job) me: Life insurance her: oh... oh.. okay :D:D:D:D she had an evil smile as we left that night telling us she was gonna basically make us do a bunch more bullshit the next day if she was working. i made sure to give her my happiest brightest smile on the way out. Thats why u aint gonna have no job in 3 months.. BITCH LOL Or she is thinking that nothing she could put you through could be as bad as having a job in Life Insurance. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 17, 2019 Author Share Posted October 17, 2019 32 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Or she is thinking that nothing she could put you through could be as bad as having a job in Life Insurance. Its actually rewarding 85% of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Imagine bragging about working at Kmart. In 2019. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Top Gun said: Imagine bragging about working at Kmart. In 2019. "Imagine" Look at you in your 30s borrowing that BS that skinny, weak teens and yuppies spit out. Popular or not, talk like that will go down in the annals of history as being weak garbage. Beta male... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Quackers said: i wonder what her side of the story is "I had to keep checking up on this one part-timer. She couldn't even peg / shelf the air fresheners properly. The tags are right there. I don't think she can read to be honest. I asked her what her other job is and she claimed it's in insurance. I wonder if her group home knows what she's up to?" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 18, 2019 Author Share Posted October 18, 2019 48 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: "I had to keep checking up on this one part-timer. She couldn't even peg / shelf the air fresheners properly. The tags are right there. I don't think she can read to be honest. I asked her what her other job is and she claimed it's in insurance. I wonder if her group home knows what she's up to?" She wanted me to spread out the $1 all over the whole display. So the tags would be wrong and i had to remove all of them. I was looking at the tags but that wasnt what she wanted. She wanted full coverage even to places they didnt orginally belong. Also that was my 1st day even doing that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 18, 2019 Author Share Posted October 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Top Gun said: Imagine bragging about working at Kmart. In 2019. Imagine being so self loathing you consider people merely talking abt their every day to day life "bragging". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 3 hours ago, fuggstop said: Imagine being so self loathing you consider people merely talking abt their every day to day life "bragging". Imagine being so full of yourself that you think getting a fresh new job at a dying company actually makes you look good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 3 hours ago, fuggstop said: Imagine being so self loathing you consider people merely talking abt their every day to day life "bragging". Even when you try to insult someone you fall flat on your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Imagine having your threads merged together. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 imagine forgetting your meds and being rushed to the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 9 hours ago, fuggstop said: She wanted me to spread out the $1 all over the whole display. So the tags would be wrong and i had to remove all of them. I was looking at the tags but that wasnt what she wanted. She wanted full coverage even to places they didnt orginally belong. Also that was my 1st day even doing that shit. "You don't sell pegboard or empty space." You extend the number of facings in order to make the counter appear full unless the product that is out on the shelf is somewhere in the back room or on the way. There's all sorts of legal stuff involved with sending product to closing stores. The state, county, city and sometimes the township can have different rules about how much you can send in and when the cutoff is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 13 hours ago, tsar4 said: Or she is thinking that nothing she could put you through could be as bad as having a job in Life Insurance. Life insurance sales was by the far the worst job I ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Life insurance sales was by the far the worst job I ever had. My first job as a cashier at a supermarket was the worst I ever had. My second, which I count as my first, was also a cashier at a supermarket but was much better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 18, 2019 Author Share Posted October 18, 2019 41 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Life insurance sales was by the far the worst job I ever had. Im not selling it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 18, 2019 Author Share Posted October 18, 2019 8 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Imagine being so full of yourself that you think getting a fresh new job at a dying company actually makes you look good. I always look good. I know u know nothing abt that. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 >.> Except the washer and dryer, i feel like all these things Walmart has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 18, 2019 Author Share Posted October 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, Vamped said: >.> Except the washer and dryer, i feel like all these things Walmart has Ive never seen vibrators in Walmart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 4 hours ago, tsar4 said: "You don't sell pegboard or empty space." You extend the number of facings in order to make the counter appear full unless the product that is out on the shelf is somewhere in the back room or on the way. There's all sorts of legal stuff involved with sending product to closing stores. The state, county, city and sometimes the township can have different rules about how much you can send in and when the cutoff is. The market near me is in the process of remodeling right now seeing all the new shelves completely empty and bare really make you look at the store from a different angle. All that shelf space is real estate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Ive never seen vibrators in Walmart Those lame KY vibrators are in all the pharmacies, Target too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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